FoxWithGuns - Names for Frogs

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Intro
(That sounds like a lot of responsibility!)
(Yeah, having a pet is gonna be hard.)
(Did you say you were getting a pet!?)
(Uh- Yeah, I'm getting a frog.)
(You're getting a FROG!? Say whaaaat!?)

Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names

Verse 1
So I heard that you're getting a frog
But you don't know how to name it and you're scared you'll get it wrong
So I made this list, if you listen you will see
Got a brand new frog and a new dictionary
It goes:

Johnny Froggy, Pal Capone
Billy, Bobby, Danger Zone
Not Worm, Apple Juice
Bada Bing and Bada Boom
Froggenheimer, King George
Dracula and Gaylord
Theodore, Abraham
Blackjack and Mammajam
Chorus
Here is a list of names for frogs
Just clap your hands and sing along
Comprehensive; from A-Z
Just clap your hands and sing with me

Verse 2
Jaden, Kaden, Macklemore
Beetlejuice and John, for sure
Froggo Picasso, and Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Dinosaur
Peter, Jack, and Wilbur Wright
Mario and Jesus Christ
Xavier, Bender, Alvin, Dave
Kai and Cole and Zane and Jay!

Verse 3
So I heard that you still can't choose
You're making it tough, but I'll still help you
So just listen real close, and you will hear
A list of bomb, baller names for you, my dear
What's up?

I don't know how to tie my shoe
But I can name a frog for you
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name those frogs
Chorus
Here is a list of names for frogs
Just clap your hands and sing along
Comprehensive; from A-Z
Just clap your hands and sing with me

Verse 4
Harvard, Kent, Vanderbilt
Clinton, Reagan, Roosevelt
Alejandro, Chevrolet
Superman and Charlie Day
Elmo!
Beelzebub
Iliad and Lion Cub
Yoko Ono, Oingo Boingo
Up and Quentin Tarantino!

Reprise
I don't know how to tie my shoe
But I can name a frog for you
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name that frog for you
Anthony, Charles, and Ramone
The coolest frogs I'll ever know
There's not much of use I can do
But I can name some frogs for you
Outro
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
Names for frogs
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Names for frogs
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(Hey, my frog's a girl and the only girl name you said was the full name of John Lennon's wife...)
(Wh- They're making girl frogs now!?)

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