★ intro ★ Epic rap batles of history! Fuyuhiko kuzuryu Vs Al capone Begin!
★ verse 1: al capone ★ You wanna fight? come on, now get ready to hang Cause the kuzuryu gang about to end with a bang Tough survivor from jabberwock has unfortunately come to meet his end So take a seat, put your hands up, and say hello to my little friend Why don’t you take a fucking chill pill, baby Your attitude’s overly tight (that's right) 'cause your rage ended mahiru’s life And your own little lover slashed open your eye She died, slain by the bear of terrific despair Now you’ve stepped in my lair, so it’s best to prepare You’re pretty ballsy for a kid with no skills, too But after my verse, you’re gonna wish your parents killed you And what's with your physique Built like a stick on a tree and a face that just makes you look three Blushing with those rosy cheeks, you belong in a daycare instead of the japanese streets My gang obeys me, so you won't phase me Wang goes crazy when i bang those ladies And because you're a gangster baby Your cowardice left your girl pushing up daisies ★ verse 2: fuyuhiko kuzuryu ★ Why do i gotta face this boke? His tactics are a big joke Watch what you're spitting, don't choke You couldn't even rap without having a stroke Dumbass, i’ll put an end to you scarface You couldn’t escape cops in a car chase You’re fucking lame, i’m great This powdered prick can’t beat me in a footrace I had an impact 'cause i stay tact Meanwhile you got bitch slapped for not paying taxes I survived the unthinkable and i now have a legacy that’s too unsinkable You spent time in alcatraz i’m sure you were fine If you dropped the soap as little as you dropped dope rhymes I’m sure that mae don’t wanna see ya, with your vile gonnorhea Dumbass, i’m giving your bootlegging business the boot (ayy) Kuzuryu clan, that shit’s in my roots (ayy) And if you ever mention peko again, i will pull out a pistol and i’ll fucking shoot Go ahead al capone, spit another witty verse, i won’t be harmed by your bars that occur This bastard couldn’t even battle his heart, guess that’s why they call it a valentine’s massacre
★ verse 3: al capone ★ I don’t wanna hear shit from the boss baby that they call guy f Your voice is fucking annoying, that shit goes right through my head I had syphilis yeah, but you're a huge dick On your scurvy ridden strip filled with bilge rat pricks So allow me to give you a little tip To this man who uses women to deal with his shit You're passionless, your bashfulness is blasphemous and actionless And when i slaughter you and all your dumb little classmates, i’ll make it look like an accident For an abstinent guy you sure like getting fucked over Let me gut your stomach so you’re bleeding like a poser 'cause when it comes to yakuzas, you're a prime bloke rookie Now i’ll leave you chewed up like your fried dough cookies 'cause i’m a baller brawler who is here, standing taller And is gonna maul you 'till you’re on the ground as a crawler And i’ll leave another mark coming towards you You’re the walking definition of a short fuse I’m the mc assassin, slash like edward kenway Raps so hard call me al dente Used your tool just to kill, now you’re saying you miss her Now i’ll cave your head in like the fate of your sister ★ verse 4: fuyuhiko kuzuryu ★ What the fuck did you say, bitch? i will leave you fucking tore down Keep her name out of your mouth or i’ll sell you to a whore house My heart’s in the right place now but you’re making me fucking pissed off If i hear another word out of your stupid face, i’ll tear your fucking dick off You’re a top gangster? that’s quite hard to see When you were arrested at age 33 Then you were bullied in prison into mental illness and bribing the cops into setting you free No tommies or shotguns could bring my ass down motherfucker, i'm the true gangster here Hymie weiss better come up with new tactics, 'cause i’m the new man that al capone fears (ha, ha, ha, ha)
★ outro ★ Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic (pic) Rap (rap) Batles of history (history)
Epic Rap Batles of History is a web series created by Mr. Jay (formerly known as JMBRaps). It is a satirical play on the rap battle genre, as evident by its not-so-creative name. The original series ran from 2018-2019, before being rebooted in 2023.