Caleb Hyles - Hell's Greatest Dad

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LUCIFER
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate

LUCIFER & CHARLIE
Thanks, dad!

LUCIFER
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!

ALASTOR
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your еxecutive producer

CHARLIE
That's truе!
ALASTOR
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?

NIFFTY
I was stuck, thank you, sir!

CHARLIE
Oh, you!

ALASTOR
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

CHARLIE
Aww!

ALASTOR
You're like the child that I wish that I had

LUCIFER
Uh, what?

ALASTOR
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
LUCIFER
Hold on now!

ALASTOR
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad

Instrumental Break

ALASTOR
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

LUCIFER
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!

ALASTOR
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better

LUCIFER
What a bunch of losers

ALASTOR
Can you butt out of my song?
LUCIFER
Your song? I started this!

ALASTOR
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

LUCIFER
Oh, you tacky piece of—

MIMZY
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!

LUCIFER, spoken
Who?

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I've been trying for so long To sing you the right song To show you something different everyday So you hear what i have to say Like puzzle pieces And now we're here

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