Hello, so this song is about em waxing my cookies, if you know what I mean ladies Em, so I'm just going to read the lyrics to you here, em, because my team and I were very lazy And, and we didn't really want to make an instrumental for this one So I'm just going to talk into the microphone and I figured you guys would fall for it, so, em, here we go
Okay, wax my cookies, shut my lights, grown freaks are scary I saved my cookies so they taste like me, from a deck of cards and a scary sunset sky (Sephora) Why are you doing that? That's Saray guys, she's been really annoying Little light, little bit of colour, your love is a little bit scary
My time is gone, my body on your bed, it might be a little scary And he talks pretty wild, em, telling these scary stories, em, he thinks he's masters at their design really Em, crazy makes me happy, seems kind of scary if I had it my way I know a woman as scary as she could be, I know a woman as crazy as she could be
Don't we all girls? I mean, who's the craziest woman you've ever known Sarae Ugh, probably Cindy Lou Who, I met her in real life one time and she (crazy bitch) was wild She hates Christmas now because of that whole movie thing Absolutely crazy, okay
Little light, little bit of colour, your love is a little bit scary My time is gone, my body on your bed, it might be a little scary Em, it takes a scary kind of weather for someone to come and try to hurt you It takes the perfect storm really, this song's about the perfect storm all coming at once Yeah Literally too, Krystal came in a storm, she came in a tornado She waxed her cookie in the middle of a tornado and she came, it was crazy I came in the middle! I came in a tornado you guys and I'm not even lying about that one Little light, em, little bit of colour, your love is a little bit scary
These lyrics are so stupid you guys My management creates, oh my god the comments, this is going to be a hit single really No like, our fans on our Patreon are commenting on the lyrics, we love it Love it
Song Description:
The song "Long Arm Witches - Stories" is a quirky and humorous track that tells a tale of waxing cookies and crazy women. The lyrics speak of saving cookies that taste like the singer, encountering scary and wild experiences, and reminiscing about a woman as crazy as she could be. The song is filled with playful banter and amusing anecdotes, making it a light-hearted and entertaining listen. The artist reflects on the chaos and unpredictability of life, likening it to a perfect storm that can bring unexpected challenges and adventures. Despite the nonsensical nature of the lyrics, the song exudes a sense of fun and creativity, inviting listeners to embrace the whimsical storytelling and enjoy the ride.
Long Arm Witches - My Tall Killer It began on a lonely winter's evening I was the most demonic singer around He was the most tall killer He was my lover, my tall lover, my killer We used to skip so well
Long Arm Witches - But I Loved Him Like a window that soon is weeping Like a smile that grows, fading I will walk in your freedom, i rely on your logic Wished i was a song from an angel And i wished i was you
Long Arm Witches - Urchin Vogue Your time has come and gone You once were number one But now you’re off the grid And I don’t mind a bit Now I am free Free to be truly me I'm better without
Long Arm Witches - Ant Fashion Aww! I’m so tiny My fashion could fit an ant (A-a-ant) Brandy Melville is too big for me Don’t try to think your clothes could fit me (I’m so tiny) I
Long Arm Witches - Skinny Bitch! (Your giving Skinny Bitch) (Skinny) (Skinny Bitch) (Skinny Bitch) Walking into the club with a skinny bitch shirt You tap me on the ahhh Come here and make me
Long Arm Witches - Lobby In the lobby You meet me You meet me Dancing in my fashion You bought me from the street Bought me from the street In the lobby In the lobby, you see me
Long Arm Witches - BASEMENT BITCH EMENT BITCH BASEMENT BITCH Tonight, I swear It’s there! Uh! Uh! Uh! I saw her running up the flight She’s coming up here She’s gonna touch me,
Long Arm Witches - Computer 180 I am computer I am a screen I am computer Look at me scream I am computer I am your dream I am computer In your worst dreams In your worst dreams Best
Long Arm Witches - Bog Bog Bog Bog Bog Bog Foggg Meet me by the water And pick me at 10 We can drive together Find all of the dead ends When? 10 PM When I bend You told
Long Arm Witches
Krystal Pavlović & Lena Licova! Ever since we began making music in 2021, we kept going. We’re so proud of our improvement since 2021. In the start August 2021-August 2022, Krystal recorded music through a headphone set microphone but purchased a real recording microphone in August of 2022. This resulted in a much different sound than before. We continue to develop our music to adapt to our feelings and moments we are in while making it. In early 2023, Bubble Clit was a vast shift in our music in many ways, it reflected a boost in confidence in Krystal and showcased even more of who Long Arm Witches is as a musical group. We are a group who is not afraid to freely express ourselves. Through music, clothes and artistic choices, we are a group who has fun experimenting and finding out who we are. Our music has been such an escape for both Krystal and Lena, The instrumentalist in the group. Lena also enjoys experimenting whilst creating beats! Waterfloor Fixation Out Soon!