Obscurest Vinyl - Daydreamin'
{Chorus} I'm just daydreamin' 'Bout taking a huge dump Then getting up To piss on the dump To cut the dump in half I got a strong stream
Obscurest Vinyl - I’d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine
{Instrumental intro} I’d really like to get in your pants Because I just shit in mine I just can't stop ruing all of these pants I'm just shittin' and
Obscurest Vinyl - Ain't That a Kick in the Cunt
{Chorus} Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the cunt? I'm going "Fuck, fuck, fuck, are you nuts"? How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Obscurest Vinyl - The Shadow of My Wiener
{Verse 1} Oh-Ohh... When i'm laying outside your window Crying in the pouring rain With my wiener sticking up ¡Ha! Just let me explain...
Obscurest Vinyl - The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps
{Intro} (Dude) {Verse 1} Oh don't lie to me, my guy I'm gonna ask you one last time Whose lipstick is on your asshole tonight?
Obscurest Vinyl - Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone
{Chorus} Knock, knock, knock No one's fucking home I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone Thank God it's Friday! You can all eat my shit
Obscurest Vinyl - Pullin' Out My Pubes
Sitting in my room Crying like a fuckin’ tool I’ve tried everything What else could I possibly do?! You got me pulling out my pubes You got me pulling out my pubes
Obscurest Vinyl - I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again
{Chorus} I glued my balls to my butthole again Oh my god, what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Obscurest Vinyl - Come Back, Baby
{Chorus} Come back, baby, I'm a friend of your father Wearing his thong is truly an honor Look how my dumb belly fits Because my dong was way bigger than his
Obscurest Vinyl - It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime
{Intro} Fuck yeah! It’s time To take a shit on the company’s dime I don’t even have to shit sometimes I just hang and go as the time flies by Getting paid to