Epic Rap Batles of History - Little Beak vs Socks Heeler

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★ Intro ★
*sigh*
Let's just get this over with...
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
LITTLE BEAK
VS
SOCKS HEELER
BEGIN!

★ Verse 1: Little Beak ★
I'm sensing no danger from this inferior mutt
You wanna freak with beak? Then miss, you are out of luck
The biggest bird from Brazil since Woody Woodpecker
Little Beak spittles heat, you're mild like green peppers
You bite your cousins and their toys leaving 'em displeased
If you wanna gnaw on something have a Pizza deez
You're wearing out your family, they're begging for a savior
Maybe you should join the Naughty Ones with that behavior
How can you step to me when you can barely walk, kid?
Stinking up the room like you were dirty socks, bitch
Step in my nest and you'll meet your demise
You're gonna wake up in a ditch with a Bluey surprise!

★ Verse 2: Socks Heeler ★
Rrrr... wruff wruff! My name's Socks
Rrrr... wruff wruff! This bitch lost
Rrrr... wruff wruff! Got no sauce
Rrrr... wruff wruff! Suck my cock!
Your pupils are so damn gigantic
It's like you're on ten tabs of acid
I'll kick your butt to Argentina
Watch me put a spin on this track like a ballerina!
Kick it old school like my nana
Gifted like Verandah Santa
Toadster can't save you, I'm gonna leave you bloodied
Mmmmmmmmm, I'm puppy!
★ Verse 3: Little Beak ★
The fuck was that? Are you asking to get barbecued?
Don't need Givanium so I could tower over you
Your parents are fighting, their marriage ran it's course
Have fun being two while you process divorce

★ Verse 4: Socks Heeler ★
Your mom and dad fell down a pit and left you an orphan
In my opinion, they should've just have got an abortion
Call me Barnacus the way I spit sick
Now I'll kick you out the door like it was a sparta kick!

★ Outro ★
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU... Decide?
EPIC-
No! Stop! This is actually the dumbest thing ever!
I'm pointing fingers at a specific person here! You know what you did!
...Rap Batles of History!

Song Description:

The song "Epic Rap Battles of History - Little Beak vs Socks Heeler" features a fierce rap battle between the two characters. Little Beak, a confident bird from Brazil, takes on Socks Heeler, a feisty and determined pup. Little Beak starts off strong, boasting about his size and wit, while Socks Heeler retaliates with clever wordplay and insults. The two trade verses back and forth, with each trying to outdo the other. The battle escalates as they delve into personal jabs and insults, culminating in a heated exchange that leaves the listener wondering who will come out on top. The song ends with the classic "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU... Decide?" before a final outburst from one of the characters, calling out a specific person for their actions. Overall, the song is filled with humor, clever wordplay, and a competitive spirit that keeps the listener engaged from start to finish.

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