★ Verse 1: Caine (LongestSoloEver) ★ (Well, well!) Welcome to the global network Where I'm from, we dispose of errors That are just like him; his whole soul is severed While we're breaking records, he's a broken record Seven years with his head in the dirt He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard So, what's the name for our new companion? He could be Cain; he got sonnеd by Adam (My, my!) You try to hide your past but I can see through All the scars behind your laugh, I know thе real truth Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose! I'm on air, and gravity's a choice When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise But don't you worry; he won't be our main act We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps
★ Verse 2: Alastor (Jeesh) ★ You look a bit jittery; lay off the JavaScript How many times can you glitch as a party trick? If your fans aren't in hell for liking your show, they certainly are for the art of it We've no vacancy for another- "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?" There's a place the street across that you know well Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel I don't even really see what the fuss is Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint Truth is, you're a bad boss, and your hack job establishment might be fucked Because you were given a sandbox, and yet everybody in it wants to bite the dust Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics If I made that, I'd want myself Abstracted Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain; it’s like the guests are web trafficked ★ Verse 3: Caine (LongestSoloEver), Pomni, Jax, and Bubble ★ I know being on camera's not your forte Deer in the spotlight, was caught in 4K (Oh no!) Now you're dead, hunting for your next job And for your resume, you've already got a head shot Now introducing: Pomni and Jax Uhhh, I don't think I can rap? Just beat him up What?! What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor So please hold the door while I speak to your manager Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?) For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry, but you know how it goes Video killed the radio star, and digital killed them both! (Both, both, both, both…)
★ Verse 4: Alastor (Jeesh) ★ Listen close, you worthless scum, if you don't shut your fucking gums I'll soon remove and cut that tongue, and pull each tooth out one by one I'll have the appendages severed, the rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests with their first proper meal You understand? I'll put your tent under maintenance And you in a lifelong sentence of braces All for this high tech; who would choose it? You're the proof that AI is ruining music Use Candyland for your cruel amusement You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans Maybe I'll move the hotel to your chaos 'Cause everything will become Hell if you Stay God
Song Description:
The song "Freshy Kanal" by Caine vs Alastor is a fierce rap battle between the two characters, Caine and Alastor. In the first verse, Caine confidently asserts his dominance over Alastor, mocking him for his past mistakes and lack of power. Alastor, in response, taunts Caine for his shortcomings and lack of originality in his work.
As the song progresses, additional characters join in on the battle, adding their own insults and challenges to the mix. Caine's allies, Pomni, Jax, and Bubble, join forces to further humiliate Alastor, while Alastor retaliates with threats of violence and manipulation.
The intense back-and-forth between the characters escalates throughout the song, culminating in a chilling verse from Alastor where he threatens to inflict harm on Caine and his companions. The song ends with a dark and ominous warning from Alastor, solidifying his status as a formidable opponent.
Overall, "Freshy Kanal" is a gripping and intense rap battle that showcases the raw talent and fierce rivalry between Caine and Alastor. The lyrics are sharp, clever, and full of biting insults, making for a captivating listening experience.
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Freshy Kanal
Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.
Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.