To Rate★ intro: ? & liam inc. ★
I'm naked with my kids
I have sex in front of my kids
I never be ashamed of sex
My son be breastfeeding, i be making love to his momma
That's me, bruh
That's how i get down around kids
I try to keep they purity
I don't wanna take they purity away by covering myself up
They gonna be ashamed to cover theyself up
And i'm pure at heart
So you can think in your mind if i let another kid here
I'm gonna have to change the way i am so that your kid can be comfortable around meme?
No!
I'm gon' be naked as fuck in front of yo kids!
My son comes up and grabs my penis
I let him grab my penis
I have sex with his mom
I'm making love to his mother
After i'm done, i'm laying there chilling
He grab my penis
He's playing with my penis
I let that happen
Liam on the beat
★ verse 1: jayayseakay ★
Me and my son, we got that freak
We get down, but we don't speak
Been naked this whole damn week
Wit' my kids, we always tweak
Stop yo yapping, stop yo capping
Grab my penis, i let that happen
My son balling, i'm straight trapping
With his momma, i'm always tapping
Got me a bitch with a 80 inch booty
Shawty wan' fuck 'cause she think that i'm fruity
I like 'em girls, i don't want me a cutie
At yo bitch crib and we making a boobie
Liking them boobies 'cause ❲?❳ look like a ❲?❳
Make my last name into a ❲?❳
Y'all say "why," i say "how"
I drink milk straight from the cow
★ hook: the almgr3nator ★
I love cows, i milk their utters
When i drink milk, it makes me sputter
All over your mother and your brother
Spray on one and then the other
★ verse 2: the crowler ★
Making love in front of my kids
Didn't change the sheets so you know they got skids
Just got back from the diddy party
You know she gave me backshots and her clitty hardy
They call me the crowler but really i'm the prowler
★ interlude 1: lebron james, diddy & liam inc. ★
Everybody know ain't no party like a diddy party, so
Yeah, that's what's up!
That's on god, bruh!
★ interlude 2: sextula, liam inc. & christmas owl records
I don't care how horny i am
I am never knocking the food off the table to have sex
Y'all done lost your mind!
Your final challenge: let your son play with your penis
Oh hell yeah, jigsaw, you the goat!
★ verse 3: conan beats ★
What's 9 + 10?
Here's a history lesson for you:
Nobody shot jfk, his head just did that
21
Shooting ropes has led me to places i wouldn't even go with a gun
Today, i will eat two chapsticks
★ verse 4: sextula ★
I'm naked as fuck in front of your kids
I'm fucking bitches and none of 'em in
All i do is motorboat titties
So many hoes, it's sex and the cities
I get in the zone, your girl on my cone
She's giving me dome, i'm in her so deep
I'm tryna hit home
I'm gon' be naked as fuck in front of yo kids!
Beat my clit so much, i can't feel
Did anal and i still haven't healed (penis)
Bite off his foreskin, considered it peeled
Fuck me, my lips won't be sealed
❲?❳ out, these shorts are so ❲?❳
He walks in the room, and i'm tryna get freaky
★ interlude 3: alex tweaks ★
I'm out here, jelqing and shit
On my freaky-deaky shit, yeah
Let's go!
★ verse 5: alex tweaks & liam inc. ★
Munching this box like krispy kreme
I'm in the stu', i'm with my team
This chocolate milk, this ain't codeine
I love that fent, you know i'm a fiend, ay!
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
And i spit mad bars, mars bars, like candy bar with the charizard
Billy joel like zanzibar, and i pull up in a golf cart
Spread cheeks, tear 'em apart, chiefing fake carts
'til i fart, bad p-h-at, tastes real tart
Secret anal, now i'm covered in shart!
But i'm not a rapper
Liam on the beat
★ verse 6: usburis ★
I only fuck 'em if they're on the sexypedia
I only consume a certain type of sexual media (oh my god!)
And i just keep getting greedier and greedier (money, money, money)
Wanna go like me, bitch? study orthopedia
And my knees are covered in scabs and sores
Stop brooding, now i'm thinking of dinosaurs
It's a long canoe, we need a lot of oars
Give me alcohol, and i don't want no coors (lebron james)
And i just got diagnosed with afrid
Chocolate starfish
She jerk my biscuit til' i'm limping
Probably one of the whores i've been pimping!
What the hell? she told another bitch she simping
Bitch, get back to work! i don't care if your fucking feet hurt!
Make me some damn money!
★ interlude: christmas owl records ★
Thank you, christmas owl!
★ verse 7: kevin chiefs ★
Kevin chiefs on the track
Ain't no dumb shit, i'm sitting on stacks
Steal yo bitch, fuck her from the back
Got her ass clapping, she purring like a cat
Got a chimaera, bought it on lease
❲?❳ car ❲?❳ is fucking gas leaks
Hit it off the glass piece, ❲?❳ what's the ❲?❳?
Live in indiana, wish there was a zaxby's
I'm fucking yo bitch on three different axes
Ride on my dick, flexible like trapeze
She told me a story, she said you got dick cheese
Why you act tough when you ❲?❳? (i have sex in front of my kids!)
❲?❳ like a pussy, that look like a ❲?❳
I love christmas owl, that shit's just heat!
★ hook: the almgr3nator ★
I love cows, i milk their utters
When i drink milk, it makes me sputter
All over your mother and your brother
Spray on one and then the other (i have sex in front of my kids!)
Fuck
★ verse 8: ben fat l ★
Bitch, i see rain clouds, a storm is a-brewing
He see my penis, like what are you doing?
Smoking that drift, i need a lift
I'm pure at heart, but i still got a dick
Doing the pretzel like i eating flipz
Sip on that zaza, they think it's a bit
Love on your mama, i give and she get
Dance is so funky, i might do a jig
My name is reuben, and i love the sex
It is my favorite, it is the best
One rule in my house: all must be naked
Keeping the purity, please don't mistake it
I let that happen, i let that happen
Son be breastfeeding, but i keep on tapping
I let that happen, i let that happen (i let that happen)
See what i'm rapping
You gonna start fapping
I have sex while listening to imagine dragons
★ verse 9: liam inc. ★
Imagine dragons during sex
I don't even care what you 'bout to say to me
30 dollars and you know i'm on the street
I be playing games like nintendo
❲?❳ (❲?❳)
I love christmas owl records
I love master blasters
I love all my friends!
★ hook: the almgr3nator ★
I love cows, i milk their utters
When i drink milk, it makes me sputter
All over your mother and your brother
Spray on one and then the other
★ outro: the almgr3nator, ben fat l & conan beats ★
I love cows, i milk their utters (i'm drifting)
When i drink milk, it makes me sputter (drifting)
All over your mother and your brother (i see rain clouds)
Spray on one and then the other
This was a job well done