Lil Pingus - NCLEX

Yuh
(think i’m really)
Huh, what, yuh
(think i’m really)
Pingus
Yuh, yuh, yuh, huh

They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
Ooh, i feel like i am unstoppable
Ooh, yuh, my wrist is un-coppable
Ooh, yuh, not talking constable
Hard to vacation, i’ve been everywhere tropical
Always staying strapped, got more ammo than the rednecks
Think i’m really sick, man they must've took the-

They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
They think i’m really sick, man they must've went to harvard
You thought you was hard, but-
(mr. pingus, this is harvard calling)
You thought you was hard, but i promise i am harder
The way i’m movin’s nuts, like i’m george washington carver

I feel like i could wake up in the morning then spend all my money and disturb the nasdaq
I feel like i’m on my way to the top, but lately i really think i’m on the fast track
Pockets so big man they look like that panda from the animated movie that’s featuring jack black
Got so much water on me that i’m scared they gon take me and put me inside of the crab shack
Yuh, gas pack
Got it inside of my back pack
Yuh, laugh track
Your lifestyle turn me to laugh track
She gargle my balls just treat em like listerine
That’s why i said no when she asked to start kissin me
My diamonds so wet they look like mississippi
The way that they shinin could make me feel dizzy

Woah, woah
Somebody give me like antibiotics or something to kill off the virus
Woah
Or maybe a tylenol cuz i think all of my jewelry is starting to give me arthritis

They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
Nclex
I think i’m needin some bed rest
Working so hard that my money my shoes and my cars started coming in excess
Got so sick that i swear that my immune system’s been doing bench press
If gettin top were a people group i swear i’d be wearing the headdress
If making bops were a hate crime then i guess that’d make me sexist
I am so tired of lambo, ferrari, bugatti, might go cop a lexus
Designer clothes make me look like a million bucks, you’re ten cents
And yeah i’ve got a disease but unlucky for you this one isn’t infectious

They don’t know why they not hot as me
Way too sick, got a fever of a hundred three
I’m on the top, so i guess that you’re dichotomy
I’m sick in the brain, sick in the head, need a lobotomy
It’s in my blood, if you checked the toxicology
It wasn’t til i came around that we found out that we can be recording diseases so audibly
Yuh, that’s just honesty
It’s like "how often do i need a medical professional?"
The answer is “constantly,” like

They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex
They think i’m really sick, man they must've took the nclex
Drive so many cars, but ain’t getting any headrest
I’m the main attraction got me feelin like the ren fest
Move a lot of paper so they think i work at fedex