Emerson Brophy - Diagnosis: White Fragility
{NURSE, *DOCTOR*} Doctor doctor, it’s a worrying case The patient says he’s been victimized based on his race *Oh my* *I’ll see him right away* *Show me the
Emerson Brophy - Solving the cost of living crisis with celery
{Verse 1} We’re in a cost of living crisis (Grocery bills are higher everyday) Food waste is also at its highest (One third of food is thrown away) But I’ve got a
Emerson Brophy - Alone On Christmas
You deserve tinsel rash You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at You deserve burnt food, no booze And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on
Emerson Brophy - Kids Only Matter When They're Not Born Yet
{Verse 1} Some folks believe that life begins when egg meets sperm And want to force all pregnant women to carry to term But their actions point to something that you
Emerson Brophy - For Me
I could write the best song that I've heard And no one could hear it I could craft Michaelangelo's works And no one believe it I could climb to Everest's peak
Emerson Brophy - Nobody Owes You a Smile
Nobody owes you a smile Nobody owes you a "hi" or "hello" Even if they know you - or even if they do Nobody owes you anything at all They don't have
Emerson Brophy - What if climate change isn't real?
Hear me out, what if climate change isn't real? And we blindly follow science Rush requirements to turn industries green The economy would hurt We'd would all lower in net
Emerson Brophy - Day Job
{chorus} I don't wanna work my day job But i got bills i gotta pay off It may not be good manners But i don't wanna be staring at a screen Pretending that
Emerson Brophy - I Dont Care
Hey, snowflakes You're about to start weeping I share misinformation all week These facts don't care about your feelings And they also don't care if they're
Emerson Brophy - Your Mate is a Dick to Women
{Verse 1} Sure he's never been a dick to you And there's so much shit he's helped you through But it also can be true that your mate is a dick to women