Kargo Music - Imaginary Girlfriend

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Guess who's back, guess who's back
With a brand new rap
One last trick up my sleeve
I'm going crazier than ever
Catch me if you can marshall mathers
I ain't holdin' back got a gerbil up my ass
Eww eww eww all these girls thinkin' i'm so cute
But i do what i do and i shit and i spew
Nothing but truth
Write rhymes for you and the youth
Sluts, whores are always amused

When i go to bed
I turn off all the lights
Oh damn girl your obsessed
With my fairy tale rhymes
And i tell you to close your eyes
Dream of you wide awake
Naked right next to me
Wait what did i say!
I must be sleeping shit!
This is all a fucking dream?
My imaginary girlfriend!
My imaginary girlfriend!
It's like a circus in my mind
Dejavu, deja who?
Dave dabloom, dave chappelle
What the fuck is going on
I'm losin' my shit, i'm losin' my cool
Never side with chicks who date for fun
They'll fuck you and run
Go jump into puddles and take you with them
Comedy rom act, 3,2,1, and your stuck
You must sing and you must dance
Damn girl shake that beautiful ass
As i throw my hips back and watch you dance
Watch you prance all across my pants
Scream "hell yeah!"
Let me buy you a drink as we flirt and you wink

What rhymes with nope, let me grab your coat?
Let me take you home, coming to the booth?
To see what i do, lalalala

Knock knock who's there
Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday
Friday payday, do it again
Maybe get laid off, hate my job
This bitch sucks balls these late night calls
When do you get off i can go to town
Run this chick around out with my friends
Wait what friends?
They all left
When i go to bed
I sleep walk i sleep talk
Nod and i rock
Jerk off to the beat of the drums
My rhythm seems off!

When i go to bed
I turn off all the lights
Oh damn girl your obsessed
With my fairy tale rhymes
And i tell you to close your eyes
Dream of you wide awake
Naked right next to me
Wait what did i say!
I must be sleeping shit!
This is all a fucking dream?
My imaginary girlfriend!
My imaginary girlfriend!

I can't sleep
I'm scared of ghost oh, oh, oh
I see hoe
You ask one thing
Is my wee wee bigger than six feet?
I'll let you see, let you in, in your dreams!
I don't want hiv or swine disease
Let me be, let me be, let me be who i wanna be!
This fucker only speaks real shit
I'll reel you in bitch
I know i'm a man and you assume
I wanna be in you, you, you
In your pants in your ass
Bitch why ask such stupid questions damn
I scratch my head chick, chick, chick
Check this out, i'll show you what i'm about
Before you go runnin' your damn mouth
Read me up and down, leave me like your house
Damn i like your house
Show me, what's in this blouse?

Next time you should ask for
A fucked up picture of you and me, ugh
At this bar yah
I already gave yah, satisfaction
So if you wish to text back
I'll give your address on blast
Give your blouse back, was it green or black?
I don't really care bitch
You'll never change in front of me again (haha)

When i go to bed
I turn off all the lights
Oh damn girl your obsessed
With my fairy tale rhymes
And i tell you to close your eyes
Dream of you wide awake
Naked right next to me
Wait what did i say!
I must be sleeping shit!
This is all a fucking dream?
My imaginary girlfriend!
My imaginary girlfriend!