Animaniacs - March! March! March!

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DOT
It's insane for us to think today
That woman used to have no say
In matters of the government
The line of thinking usually went

MAN
You do not need a ballot to finish your needlepoint

Even though men called them gorgons and their corsets crushed their organs
Suffragettes, they rocked the boat to help us win the right to vote

Suffragette roll call!

SURFFAGETTES
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Susan B. Anthony!
Sojourner Truth

We marched on Washington
We fought the fight
We're independent women who demanded equal rights!

DOT
Thank you, ladies!
Thanks to you I can vote!

LADIES
(Murmuring)

DOT
Come again?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

I've just been informed that cartoons don't have the right to vote!
This won't stand! This won't fly!
No animation without representation!

We toast 100 years of women voting in our nation
But as a disenfranchised toon, I seek emancipation
Saluting my foremothers in star-spangled petticoats
I respectfully submit it's time to give cartoons the vote

Let's all march on Washington, let's fight the fight
I might only be a drawing, but I still want equal rights

Come on! March!
March for your rights!

March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!
March for your rights!
March! March! March! For your cartoony rights!

Cartoons! You gotta march, march, march!
March for your rights
Come on, everybody!
All together now!
Robots, monsters, Tiny Toons
Sylvester, talking cars
Ducks, dogs, bunnies, Elmer Fudd
Whatever these guys are!
Roadrunner, Pinky, Taz, the Brain
Wile E. Coyote!

It's time to band together, time to give cartoons the vote
Don't be afraid to speak out!
Tell us about the issues that affect you!

SYLVESTER
I've been out of work for six months due to a mallet-related injury!

DAFFY DUCK
It'd be great to have a stunt double for all the cartoon violence

DOT
Excellent! Let us tell the big wigs how we really feel!

Attention, Washington!
Every day, we're smashed and whacked

YAKKO
Every day, we're smashed and whacked

DOT
It's time to take our anvils back!

WAKKO
It s time to take our anvils back!

DOT
A pie for you, a pie for me

BOTH WARNER BROTHERS
A pie for you, a pie for me

DOT
This seltzer sprays equality

ALL
This seltzer sprays equality

REPORTER
We're coming to you live with reports of a tiny dog puppy lady signing... at Congress

We besieged the legislatures to secure our zany stature
Squirrelly tail entwined with Tweety wing
Hear our voices as we sing!

SENATE:
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!

REPORTER:
And so, on the eve of the 100th anniversary of women securing the right to vote, cartoon characters today have successfully achieved that very same right
I think I speak for everyone when I say... God help us

I'm Dot Warner, and I approve of this message

That's Democracy Folks!

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Animaniacs

Animaniacs is an American animated comedy television series created by Tom Ruegger. The show was produced by Amblin Entertainment in association with Warner Bros. Animation during the animation renaissance of the late 1980s and early 1990s. It first aired on Fox Kids from 1993 to 1995 before moving to The WB from 1995 to 1998 as part of its Kids' WB afternoon programming block. The series consisted of a total of 99 episodes and one film, Wakko’s Wish.

Animaniacs is a variety show that features a large cast of characters in short skits. While the show did not have a set format, most episodes included three short mini-episodes, each starring a different set of characters, along with bridging segments. The series became known for its music, character catchphrases, and humor that appealed to an adult audience.

The show's characters, including Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, became iconic figures in the world of animation. Their zany antics and witty humor captured the hearts of viewers of all ages. Animaniacs also featured other memorable characters such as Pinky and the Brain, Slappy Squirrel, and the Goodfeathers.

Throughout its run, Animaniacs received critical acclaim for its clever writing, catchy songs, and top-notch voice acting. The show's unique blend of humor and satire set it apart from other animated series of its time. Animaniacs was praised for its ability to entertain both children and adults, making it a beloved classic in the world of animation.

Even after its original run, Animaniacs has continued to have a lasting impact on popular culture. The show's characters and catchphrases remain popular among fans, and it has inspired a new generation of animators and comedy writers. Animaniacs stands as a testament to the creativity and innovation of its creators and continues to be celebrated as a groundbreaking animated series.