Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me Remix

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Intro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm

Verse 1: Wilbur Soot
My keyboard's like my heart
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
I don't know what is wrong with me
But I'm scared, pissed off, and lonely
I have trouble speaking to women
Unless they're 2-D or high definition
Spend all my time on social media
This is the state that I'm in

Verse 2: Wilbur Soot
My Twitter feed's like my brain
'Cause I have it on dark mode
Memorize everything she says
So I can use it to guess her passcode
She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
To try and get more sponsors
To try and get more sponsors

Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, both
But why don't you care?
I've spent the past ten years of my life making you prepared
You're political enough but not contrary
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
The internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm

Verse 3: Wilbur Soot
Look, I know I must sound insane
But that's part of the package
If she can't handle me at my worst
She don't deserve my mental baggage
I know you want six-foot-four
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
I think I might be a threat to myself
A threat to myself

Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy
But why does she run?
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
It feels like my ideas of affection
Are based around artificial perfection
I just want to appease
That the internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm

Outro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep—

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Will Gold, more commonly known by his online alias Wilbur Soot, is an English musician and YouTuber who has made a name for himself in the online entertainment industry. Born on September 14, 1996, Wilbur gained popularity as a member and editor of the group channel SootHouse, where he showcased his editing skills and comedic talent.

In addition to his work with SootHouse, Wilbur has also lent his editing expertise to other popular YouTubers such as JackSucksAtLife. He has also been involved in creating Alternate Reality Games (ARG) on various channels, showcasing his versatility and creativity in the digital space.

Wilbur is also known for his gaming-related content on both YouTube and Twitch, where he has amassed a large following of dedicated fans. His personal music YouTube channel features original songs, covers, and music from his past live streams on Twitch, showcasing his musical talent and passion for creating music.

In December 2019, Wilbur released a small collection of songs titled Maybe I Was Boring, followed by his debut EP Your City Gave Me Asthma in June 2020. The EP delves into themes of sickness, loneliness, and suicide, with the title referencing Wilbur's experience of developing asthma while living in London.

In December 2020, Wilbur announced the track "Your New Boyfriend" and revealed plans for his "first serious lead-vocal band project" to be released in 2021, which ultimately became Lovejoy. The band released their debut EP Are You Alright? on May 10, 2021, further showcasing Wilbur's musical talents and expanding his presence in the music industry.

With his unique blend of humor, creativity, and musical talent, Wilbur Soot continues to captivate audiences both online and in the music scene, solidifying his status as a multi-talented entertainer with a bright future ahead.