Insane Clown Posse - Yukon Moose Dick

★ verse 1: shaggy 2 dope ★
Well i was raised among the ❲?❳ tribe
We're strong in our beliefs
And believe we do, to this very day
The tales told to us by our chiefs
Some call it a yeti, others say sasquatch
It's even been called a skunk ape
But most just know it as bigfoot
The beast who plunders, pillage, and rapes
And that was the case, or so we thought
As my forefathers told the tale
Our village was surrounded by a black forest
And from within it they'd hear its yell
This bigfoot damn sure had big feet
But somеthing else is what surprised thе eyes
And the name big yukon moose dick was born
And you'll hear just why

★ verse 2: violent j ★
Big moose dick sasquatch
Big moose dick swang
Big moose want big moose puss
Moose dick make puss scream moose name (moose)
Me big moose lonely
Me big moose cry
Me bigfoot big footprint
In middle, big dick drag line
Feet discretely tiptoe
Dip low, slow, lift window
Grip ho chick, don't fit so
Flip on script do' kick do' quick sco'
Arrowheads whizz by
Ask moose puss name
"it was just marge
But miss moose dick's sure has a nice ring" (say what?)

★ chorus: violent j ★
These dark woods get so lonely (i see you, hey)
Come play with me tonight
A bigfoot mean a big dick (i see you, hey)
A bigfoot mean i kick it
These hunters ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
You hoes don't wanna fight
A bigfoot mean mean, a ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
Your poor ass seen, i kick it

★ verse 3: shaggy 2 dope ★
They say the yukon moose dick has stole before
Livestock or smoked dry fish
Usually right before a harsh winter
We chalked it up as peaceful gifts
But the older it got and the more it great
Its screams at night became louder
The chief said "as soon as that bastard's nuts drop
We'll need to protect our daughters"

★ verse 4: violent j ★
Big moose say go home
Moose puss say no
Moose yell "go," she yell "no"
She wants more dick no mo'
Big moose take three more
Three more hoes then five
After moose dick they won't leave
Want moose dick all the time
Tic tac toe, tip toe
I'm tippy toe, i get low
Tic tac tippy toe, i'm tippy toe
My dicky hole ❲?❳
Big girl ❲?❳ moose dick
Man say her i kill
That night, village heard her scream what's real
"yes! finally! a dick i can feel!"

★ chorus: violent j ★
These dark woods get so lonely (i see you, hey)
Come play with me tonight
A bigfoot mean a big dick (i see you, hey)
A bigfoot mean i kick it
These hunters ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
You hoes don't wanna fight
A bigfoot mean mean, a ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
Your poor ass seen, i kick it

★ verse 5: shaggy 2 dope ★
Well the elders of the tribe grew outraged
A large bounty was placed on his head
But many women of the village didn't care
On the edge of the woods, they left gifts of bread
All the stories of the victims eaten alive
Only seemed to draw more excitement
The men drew bows and fires
And swore to avenge they dead wives, into the forest they went

★ verse 6: violent j ★
Weak dick men say moose dick eats wives
Fuck yeah i eat wives, i leave 'em hypnotized
I lick wives dry like honey from beehives
❲?❳ wives yummy, in my face dives
Here come these fools in a angry mob
Snap a tree down for my shish kebab
Moose dick don't murder no wives, they wrong
Unless it's with this big fat dick king dong
Y'all soft-lipped willy dick two pump chumps
This everglade giant vs. dead tree stumps
Your wives take my side, you wanna get along?
Learn how to pump your chump dick stumps up and brick bone
And make the bitch get lit, back flip into the splits
One lick of the dick tip to pussy it's got lip
Make her scream "come on" and soon she'll be home
But don't boo me, dude, i left it roomy as a superdome

★ chorus: violent j ★
These dark woods get so lonely (i see you, hey)
Come play with me tonight
A bigfoot mean a big dick (i see you, hey)
A bigfoot mean i kick it
These hunters ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
You hoes don't wanna fight
A bigfoot mean mean, a ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
Your poor ass seen, i kick it
These dark woods get so lonely (i see you, hey)
Come play with me tonight
A bigfoot mean a big dick (i see you, hey)
A bigfoot mean i kick it
These hunters ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
You hoes don't wanna fight
A bigfoot mean mean, a ❲?❳ (no fuckin' way)
Your poor ass seen, i kick it

★ outro: violent j ★
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it
Misunderstood by many, seen by few
And the rest don't believe in you
But we're family, (ay) you know we get it
Real family, (ay) and don't forget it

Insane Clown Posse, the horrorcore rap group known for their unique blend of music, theatrics, and dark storytelling, was formed by childhood friends Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. Shaggy 2 Dope, whose real name is Joseph William Ustler, and Violent J, whose real name is Joseph Bruce, first came together in the late 1980s in Detroit, Michigan.

The duo's music often revolves around The Dark Carnival mythology, a complex and intricate narrative universe that serves as the backdrop for their albums. Central to this mythology are the Joker's Cards, a series of albums that tell a cohesive story about life, death, and morality. The first deck of Joker's Cards, spanning from Carnival of Carnage to The Wraith: Shangri-La and Hell's Pit, established Insane Clown Posse as a force to be reckoned with in the underground rap scene.

In addition to their music, Insane Clown Posse is also known for their dedicated fanbase, known as Juggalos. Juggalos often paint their faces in the signature black and white facepaint of Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, and gather at concerts and events to celebrate the music and camaraderie of the group.

Throughout their career, Insane Clown Posse has released numerous albums, each adding new layers to The Dark Carnival mythology. From Bang! Pow! Boom to The Marvelous Missing Link: Lost and Found, the duo has continued to push boundaries and challenge perceptions with their music and performances.

As of December 2015, Insane Clown Posse remains a powerful and influential force in the world of horrorcore rap, continuing to inspire and captivate fans with their unique blend of music, storytelling, and theatricality.