Will Wood - The Main Character
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don’t do it by it
And I’m holding myself hostage
Stockholm lost its looks for justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground
‘Cause if you shake your fists at snakes and grass, it looks like punching down
So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me
So I loot plot armor from NPC’s
It’s all they are for me
Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats; it's all XP
Look in the sky, it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s superego!
Underdog you cheer for
And villains are everywhere, that’s how I know that I’m the hero!
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache
Snidely whiplash Boris Badenov, ignoring me’s bad enough
Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling
Daleks in high collars monologue
And I outsmart them with a raygun and a tweet
So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me
Judge me by what my cover shows, the author’s now beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose or if the spine is still intact
Like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
And then bolden my demand to live by alternative facts
So her majesty says the Royal We demand a standard of loyalty
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine
And Siemens made the Zyklon B but we all still get the flu
We all do what we need to to get through, it’s nothing new
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you
So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me
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Will Wood - I'll Never Amount to Anything
My parents paid for college and I wonder why To have me be a comic flipping burgers on the side You can't have an apartment making 8.75 Let alone car insurance after two DWIs
Will Wood - Man, I Love Being Drunk
{verse 1} I can't hold my liquor Would you mind if i held yours? When i'm sure i've had enough Is how i know that i need more It's
Will Wood - Ryan I Wonder
{Verse 1} Ryan I wonder Do you feel the sky? Weighing down on your back And crushing your spine {Verse 2} I can fell the thunder The horizon
Will Wood - I/Me/Myself
{verse 1} I’ve been feeling lightheaded since i lost enough weight to fit back in my skin Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground (pound for pound) Take my tea
Will Wood - You Are Love
{Verse 1} Well as I navigate my tangled veins, make my way back from my brain Guess the roadmap to my heart was upside down from the start All the blood rushed to my head,
Will Wood - White Knuckle Jerk
{Verse 1} Oh She's got the eyes of a snake, loaded dice, raising stakes from the cash cow I'll be her burn victim, hypothermic, so damn hot I'll come to
Will Wood - Laplace's Angel 2018 Demo
{verse 1} Have you ever died in a nightmare? Woke up surprised you hadn't earned your fate? Have you ever felt like atlas, threw your back out on the axis Right
Will Wood - Momento mori: the most important thing in the world
{Verse 1} One day you'll look up at the ceiling above Your three o’clock, your nine o'clock, the ones that you love The lights in your eyes fade and life flashes
Will Wood - Nobody
{Intro} It’s the incurable! The absolutely horrible! The wonderfully talented yet empty inside! Nobody! {Verse 1} Taste this measured
Will Wood - Chocolate Jesus
Well, I don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees and pray Don't memorize the books of no Bible I got my own special way And I know Jesus loves me
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