Monty Harper - The Brainiacs
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The Brainiacs
★ Verse 1 ★
This is the story of a family
Who never did a thing except for watch TV
Until one day when the family pet
Pulled the plug on their TV set
★ Chorus ★
And they blinked
Cleared their heads
And they picked up a book and they read
That's the way they all became the Brainiacs!
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The Brainiacs
★ Verse 2 ★
Now Papa knows the almanac from A to Z
He's a five time champion on Jeopardy
And Mama Brain's a self taught scÃientist
She built a nuclear reactor in the barbeque pit
Teen Brain invented an electric car
It can drive across the country on a single charge
The littlest Brain is a billionaire
Her company's the leader in computer software
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The Brainiacs
★ Verse 3 ★
The President called on the Brainiacs
To find a better way to pay the national debt
We owe it all to that wonderful pet
Who pulled the plug on their TV set!
★ Chorus ★
And they blinked
Cleared their heads
And they picked up a book and they read
That's the way they all became the Brainiacs!
★ Outro ★
That's the way they all became the Brainiacs!
The Brainiacs
The Brainiacs
The Brainiacs
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