Monty Harper - I'm Not Bald
But that don't mean I'm bald
All's it means is the daggum things
Don't come when they is called
I guess they could've left for good
But it still don't mean I'm bald
A man whose parted with the hair that he started with
Is what I'd rather be called
Call me Chrome Dome
Call me Slap Top
Call me a bowling bowl
But as a rule, unless you're cruel
You shouldn't call me bald
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Monty Harper - I'm Not Bald
I got no hairs upon my head But that don't mean I'm bald All's it means is the daggum things Don't come when they is called I guess they could've left for
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How many blades of grass on the prairie? I'm certain I don't know How many flakes of snow on the mountain? I'm certain I don't know How many days would it take
Monty Harper - Using Your Imagination
Using your imagination You could become the engine on a train Singing, "Clickety Clack" Around the track Turn that corner and don't look back "Woo!