Monty Harper - My Toilet and I
It had some nasty things to say
So I opened it up and looked about
I banged on a thingy and pulled a part out
It gurgled and gulped, let out a long sigh
And drenched me with water aimed right in my eye
So here I sit cold, lonely and wet
My toilet has not stopped burbling yet
It thinks it's so smart to have outwitted me
But I'll show it a thing or three
I just won't use that quarrelsome commode
Not ever again; I'd sooner explode!
*explosion*
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Monty Harper - Tickle You Blue
Hey, what's so funny 'bout what you see? I ought to teach you not to laugh at me I ought to hold you down and tickle you 'til your funny face turns blue
Monty Harper - The Kid Who Ate a Bug
{Verse 1} Once upon a time there was a kid who found a bug While running round in silly circles in his bare feet on the rug He picked it up and licked it and he gave a little
Monty Harper - Play It on Your Nose
Well let me tell you 'bout the greatest way to rock and roll The only way to rock and roll The greatest way to lay your claim to fame in rock and roll You've got to play
Monty Harper - The Brainiacs
*Snap snap* *pop* *Snap snap* *pop* *Snap snap* *pop* The Brainiacs {Verse 1} This is the story of a family Who never did a thing except for watch TV
Monty Harper - I'm Not Bald
I got no hairs upon my head But that don't mean I'm bald All's it means is the daggum things Don't come when they is called I guess they could've left for
Monty Harper - How Many Days?
How many blades of grass on the prairie? I'm certain I don't know How many flakes of snow on the mountain? I'm certain I don't know How many days would it take
Monty Harper - Using Your Imagination
Using your imagination You could become the engine on a train Singing, "Clickety Clack" Around the track Turn that corner and don't look back "Woo!
Monty Harper - The Princess and the Farmer's Son
A farmer once had three sons Who left to find their fortunes Each one chose a path and waved goodbye The first son he found trouble The second his was double The third son
Monty Harper - Take Me to Your Library
{verse 1} I was lazing on the porch with a library book last saturday night When my dog started howling and the sky took to pulsing with a purplish light A great glowing
Monty Harper - Blast Into Books
{Chorus} Blast into books and out of this world Feel the cosmic wind on your face Blast into books and out of this world Chart your own adventures in space
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