SML - Sit On My Face
Haha! You know who it is
It's Sofa King aka King o' Cakes
Aye girl I like that booty
Come over here, you need a place to sit?
I got the perfect place (perfect)
★ Verse 1 ★
There was this girl tryna get lit
She said she had nowhere to sit
I said "don't worry girl, I got a place"
Come over here and sit on my face
Pop a squat till you rock
Girl, never get up
I don't wanna see anything except for your butt
Don't be afraid girl, use my face as a cushion
Everybody wants to sit
Just don't get to pushin'
★ Chorus ★
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place, sit on my face
★ Verse 2 ★
You got friends? I can take up the three
Three different cushions, one for each booty
Even if I had eyes, I could not see
Cause my vision's getting blocked from all this booty
Sniff, sniff girl
Wait what is that smell?
Don't tell me you just ate Taco Bell
Get off me girl, you gross as hell
Is there a poo stain, is this hard to tell
★ Chorus ★
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place
Sit on my face, sit on my face, sit on my face
Know your place, sit on my face
★ Verse 3 ★
I'm Sofa King but just call me lussi
When you sit on me
I swoop you off your feet
And my face gets a snack
I'm screamin' trick or treat
Hop up and down girl, bounce to the beat
Drop it down, fool around, go to town, booty round
I won't break
Girl you know that I'm built safe and sound
That's a fact, booty fat, make it clap, I won't snap
It's a trap, it's the end of my couch rap
★ Outro ★
Hey girl where you goin'?
Look, if you ever need a place to sit
My face is right here (ah)
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