SML - My Best/Chef/Black/Gay Friend
Let me tell you 'bout my smart
Best friends forever
Really cool and clever
Couldn't be any better
My best friend
Son I never had
World's greatest dad
Never makes me sad
★ Chorus ★
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my best friend
★ Verse 2 ★
Let me tell you 'bout my chef friend
Always cookin' food
In a bad mood
Always bein' rude
My chef friend
Always by my side
Tries to run and hide
Commit suicide
★ Chorus ★
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my chef friend
★ Verse 3 ★
Let me tell you 'bout my black friend
Always eatin' chicken
Always finger-lickin'
Always cottin-pickin'
Black friend
Never on time
Always talks in rhymes
Always stealin' dimes
★ Chorus ★
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my black friend
★ Verse 4 ★
Let me tell you 'bout my gay friend
Not into chicks
Always suckin' dicks
Don't think he'll quit
My gay friend
Carries around a doll
Hot dog down the hall
In the men's stall
★ Chorus ★
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my gay friend
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