SML - Home Alone
Alright guys, so i just dropped chilly off at the airport
She's gonna be in tokyo for ten days
I have the whole house to myself
You know what that means?
I can finally do everything i wanna do
When i'm home alone
Cashmoney ap
★ verse 1 ★
Who needs a girlfriend? i got two hands
And this lotion, i'm a free man
Pull out the laptop, go to my favorite site
Five minutes later, i'm playing fortnite
The whole house is empty
I don't know what to do
I stay up all night eatin' junk food
I call up all my friends, they can't hang out
I'm bored again, back to the laptop
Then i pet my cat, who needs hot chicks?
I chill by myself watchin' netflix
Eat some ice cream all alone in bed
Where's the laptop? oh no it's dead!
I can do whatever i want
Walk around butt naked and never get caught
I play basketball and i miss the first shot
Laptop on the charger and it better hurry up
I'm really, really really bored
I, want to learn to skate board
I, thought i had a skateboard
I, don't have a skateboard
★ sprechgesang ★
I really thought i had a skateboard
Like, i thought i had a skateboard
Somewhere in the house
I wrote the song and then i shot the video
And if i knew i didn't have a skateboard
I wouldn't have put this into the song
It's too late
★ outro ★
Oh man, i really miss my girlfriend
She's better than my two hands
And, i'm all out of lotion
Man, i really miss my girlfriend
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