Cheezer - Intergalactic Organ Donor
Oh, hey sorry, didn't see you there
What's that?
Oh, you need a heart?
Okay, yeah, um
I have a big heart
And i have a medium heart
And i have an xl
What? i don't-- i don't know what-- what-- they're just hearts, i don't know what blood they make
This one's pretty big, so i don't think it's human
What do you mean you want to make sure it works?
What do you want me to do?
I can't, like, turn it on
Wait, that's not how organs work
They need to be put into someone, so if you want to see it work
Put it in someone, i don't know
You need a spleen?
I have a spleen, i have one-- you are so lucky, i have one spleen
What do you mean it's not big enough?
It's a spleen
It's just a spleen
That's the only one i have
What do you want me to do?
Can i interest you in a stomach, perhaps?
It's really good if you just squeeze it real, real nice and, mm beautiful, love it
I don't have arms, that's a limb
I sell organs, that's what-- that's what we do here
Ear? that's not an organ either, you're--
Toes? okay, you're-- you're a creep, get the fuck out of my shop
Large intestine? i can back that
Look at this one right here
Oof
How long is it?
Bvff
Pretty fuckin' long, man
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