Cheezer - New Chicago, Indiana

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Welcome to New Chicago
Cornhole every month
If you're looking to the future
Then we can’t offer much

We spent $20,000
Making tiny bridge
If you’re a veterinarian
We’re sure to let you in

Things to do in New Chicago
Number 1 is leave
If you’re not a fan of raking
Our new trucks pick up leaves

Our water tower’s running dry
Our crops are looking down
But if steel-mill workers play cornhole
We’ll always be a town in

New Chicago (Welcome to New Chicago)
The steel-mill workеr’s perfect town (Welcomе to New Chicago)
New Chicago (Welcome to New Chicago)
Gary’s little brother will never let you down

$40 cornhole
It’s another month
Thirty to the prize pool
Ten to other stuff
The parkman’s park department
It’s just one guy
His name is Bill, he has a hat
He’s missing one of his eyes in

New Chicago (Welcome to New Chicago)
The steel-mill worker’s perfect town (Welcome to New Chicago)
New Chicago (Welcome to New Chicago)
Gary’s little brother will never let you down
 
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