Hot Dad - Non-Sex Healing

I don't ever wanna get laid again
It’s the thought of the pussy that does me in
I don't like the taste or the smell or the feeling
I could definitely use some non-sex healing

I know pussy is gross, but that's the way it goes
Getting laid hurts, it causes such pain
Like walking across hot coals
Every single girl i meet offers me pussy
But i gotta turn it down
Wet slit, soft clit, hard tits, so slimy
It’s hell on earth and i hope you'll believe me

I don't ever wanna get laid again
It's the thought of the pussy that does me in
I don't like the taste or the smell or the feeling
I could definitely use some non-sex healing

Fuckin' around with my homies, drivin' down the strip
A girl sneaks up to me and shows me her tits
I started screaming, my heart started racing
I quickly changed the direction i was facing
"my juices are wet, i need you inside me"
I started smashing windows, but i did it politely
She righted her bra, and slid on a nightie
And suddenly relief struck me like lightning
Success, i couldn't see any of that gross shit
But little did i know the worst came next
Oh shit, another pussy attack
A pair of super spread legs, right at my back
I started sobbing and shrieking, shooting my gun into the air
Her juices kept pouring, dripping through my hair
I thrashed like a fish, caught in a net
I knew that this one night i’d never forget
Felt pain in my guts and it seemed important
My dick had inverted and started fucking my organs
I leapt off the bridge, hopin’ to die
But the water was shallow because of low tide
All my bones broke including my back
The whole thing happened with a sickening crack
But the water felt way too warm to me
Had i somehow fallen into a pussy juice sea?
I blacked out, i couldn't take anymore
My life had been ruined by the pussy i abhor
I woke in the hospital, 10 weeks later
A full body cast and an intubator
The doctor came in, he said, "how are ya feelin’?"
I said, "i definitely need some non-sex healing!"
Sex is so gross
Sex is so gross, oh-oh
Sex is so gross
Sex is so gross, oh-oh
Sex is so gross
Sex is so gross, oh-oh
Sex is so gross
Sex is so gross, oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I don't ever wanna get laid again
It's the thought of the pussy that does me in
I don't like the taste or the smell or the feeling
I could definitely use some non-sex healing

I don’t ever wanna get laid again
It's the thought of the pussy that does me in
I don't like the taste or the smell or the feeling
I could definitely use some non-sex healing

I don't ever wanna get laid again