Ariel Pink - Rudolph's Laptop
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Ho ho ho
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Rudolph, what have you done?
They've found your laptop, it's a smoking gun
You've ruined Christmas for everyone
Rudolph, what have you done?
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all
Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Rudolph
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine
My sleigh was ready to go
But you've been doing deals and smoking blow (ho ho ho)
Ten for the big guy is a lot of dough
You said nobody would ever know
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
You thought you were invincible
Shame on us, like father like son
Ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
Cancelled, postponed
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
So Santa will be free again
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
So Santa will be free again
So Santa will be free again
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Biography
As a teenager, he began recording tracks on an eight-track Portastudio. In 1999, he made his debut by self-releasing Underground. In 2000, he released The Doldrums and sold it at CalArts, where he attended for fine arts. Later, he dropped out, lived in a Hindu ashram, and recorded 5 albums from 2001-2003.
Until the release of pom pom in 2014, all of the albums were credited to his solo project, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti. Ariel said that he chose to do this, because people often mistake his name to be Ariel Pink, when it is actually Ariel Rosenberg.
There’s no Ariel Pink, there’s no Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, that was my project, not like a persona. My name’s Ariel Rosenberg and I have a solo project that I called Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti.
He has collaborated with people like lo-fi legend R. Stevie Moore, Dâm-Funk, Miley Cyrus, Charli XCX and others. The first album with being credited to Ariel Pink, pom pom has been his most successful album to date, peaking at 150 on Billboard’s 200.