MC Hammersmith - Posh Boy Raps Fast

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Intro: MC Hammersmith
Em hello eh, I've written a rap
My name is MC Hammersmith
Representing middle class West London
Word to your parent or guardian, listen

Verse 1: MC Hammersmith
I'm six foot like a threesome
Spittin' rhymes is my reason
Booked for shows 'cause my bars nice
Got more gigs than a hard drive
Sickest MC with the rhyme(woah)
Rappers get faded, I shine(woah)
Don't feast on rappers, I dine(woah)
Is your dick bigger than mine, no
Rappers say they sick they just debilitate my health
So electric when I rhyme, I plug the mic into myself
Kickin' with the lyrics that'll leave you bloody flabbergasted
I'm a snappy, dapper bastard, other rappers whack and flaccid
I'm a total lad, and if I can allege
I'm not a giant window sill but I am a massive ledge
 
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Jamacian me hard28.11.23
My girl is so hot when she is wet it feels like boiling water

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MC Hammersmith is a multi-award winning hip hop comedian. He performs improvised and scripted hip hop comedy, and is the world’s leading freestyle rapper to ever emerge from the ghetto of middle class west London.
Now based in Edinburgh, he performs across the UK and internationally. He has also written for Epic Rap Battles of History.