MC Hammersmith - A bad way to break devastating news
Hello darling don't be confused
Unfortunately I've got some devastating news
So in order to cushion the blow
I thought I'd tell you with a rapping flow
Because rapping is fun and rapping is rad
And when you hear rapping you can't be mad
I know how to rhyme and spit a sick bar
I just hit your grandma with my car(what?!)
I was driving by her house and I can reveal
I felt a bump under the wheel
But please don't worry I'm not a killer
I saw her stand up in my rear view mirror
She was absolutely fine though a little bruised
I got sweet skills at the rapping grooves
My rhyming is tight it's a ten out of ten
I reversed to hеlp her and I hit her again(oh my god)
This time shе was hurt so I was energetic
I whipped out my phone a rippety rang the paramedics
My freestyle skills are a sweet achievement
They said she's not critical but she does need treatment
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Biography
Now based in Edinburgh, he performs across the UK and internationally. He has also written for Epic Rap Battles of History.