MC Hammersmith - Awkward posh English man spits fire rap at kitchen table
Hello, em, em, sorry, I'm not eh
Not very good with intros
Sorry that wasn't em, I get nervous
Swallow saliva
Like many of us I've had a lot of spare time lately
So I've recently decided to become a rapper
Eh so I've written a rap, eh I've written a rap
It's a sort of hip hop em...
Anyway here it is
Em I also appreciate that a posh, middle class, English accent like mine
Might not be what many people associate with hip hop but em I'll do my best, here we go
★ Verse 1: MC Hammersmith ★
Watch me step up to the mic looking hairy and muscular
Dick swinging, balls in the air like a juggler
Posh motherfucker, dropping sweet bombs
I don't beef with rappers, I filet mignon
Stepping against me as I'm lyrically blitzin'
Is counter-productive like fitting a kitchen
My rapping is so military, I'm actually a visionary
I come hard with words like I'm wanking on a dictionary
When it be coming to rhymes, you know that I've got them in dollops
Rappers that try to be stepping to me will get lyrically punched in the bollocks
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Biography
Now based in Edinburgh, he performs across the UK and internationally. He has also written for Epic Rap Battles of History.