Legend57 - Hershey's vs Nestle

★ Announcer ★
Delicious Rap Battles of Treats!
Hershey's!
Vs
Nestlé!
Begin!

★ Hershey's ★
Oh, hello Nestlé!
And welcome to my "Chocolate World" now!
Don't try to test me or you'll succumb to our chocolate swirls now
And we've worked on the facts, dude
To put your butt on the run (Hershey's! Hershey's!)
Jerking off in a bathroom (*whistle*)
Is how I like to have fun!

★ Nestlé ★
Nestlé getting serious. Let me talk my shit
I don't give a fuck about you, you bitch
Hershey's is gay
No one gives a shit
Everything about Hershey's it stinks
Counting up and bustin' down
Lеmme bring you to the ground, nothing can stop me now
I got a 444, bitch, gеt on the floor
Walk you to the back just to show you out the door
Oh!
I'm not talking pastries, but I'm rolling in the dough!
Lock you in my basement, bitch, I don't do this for show!
Collect your gang, infinite pain
Smarties fall from the ceiling like rain!

★ Announcer ★
That gumdrop bomb was a delight!
But hold on tight!
Here comes a new rapper to 'Pop Rock' the mic!
Re-introducing...
M&M's!

★ M&M's, *Police Officer* **Announcer** ★
*911, what's your emergency?*
I'd like to report a Martin D. Anderson
He lives at 4312, Oakway Road and he's going crazy
He's stocked up on guns and he's threatening to kill everyone on the block
You're gonna need a full SWAT team to get this guy
I'm telling you, it's serious business
*Okay, we'll have a team going down there right away sir, thank you*
**Five minutes later!**

★ Police Officer, *Hater's Dad* ★
This is the police!
*What did you do?*
Come out with your hands up!
*Officers!*
He's reaching! Light him up!
Great work everyone, make sure to put your bodycams back on

★ Instrumental Break ★

★ Terminator ★
Hey guys, I'm here to announce the lightning round!

★ Angry Video Game Nerd ★
You know what's bullshit? Having to rap you
Like the games that I review, you're a thing of the past, dude!
With your not-so-awesome documents
Looks like your crew remembers it so you don't "have to"!

★ Nostalgia Critic ★
I wish that this wacky nerd could take me back to the past
Before I endured your shitty raps that absolutely suck ass!

★ Outro ★
That's why I love Nestlé Crunch!