Tangloft Sastii - HDMI Source

★ Verse 1 ★
Burn the happy people, burn them alive (A what the heck moment)
There’s missing children around you, around like five
I hope you and your girl get sent to the moon (A what the heck moment)
You two have the brain capacity of a baboon

You’re gonna turn bipolar, you’re gonna get moody (A what the heck moment)
This situation would be fixed if there was Kid Cudi
She’ll break up wit’ you for a guy named Paul (A what the heck moment)
But there is a reason I’m called Ken Larsson after all

You prolly try to snort Adderall
If I had a party, I’d have a ball
I’m gonna steal your girl, if it was a flow I’d be Drake
I really really hope that you get bit by a snake

And an automobile to top it
Put your body over a flight of stairs and drop it
Drop it in a volcano
I tried not to be rude but you didn’t stop it

★ Chorus ★
I hope you two get a big old divorce (Divorce, divorce)
I hope she cheats on you with an HDMI source (Divorce, divorce)
I hope you two get a big old divorce (Divorce, divorce)
Hope y’all break up in the next three days (I hope you get a divorce)
I hope you two get a big old divorce (Divorce, divorce)
I hope she cheats on you with an HDMI source (Divorce, divorce)
I hope you two get a big old divorce (Divorce, divorce)
Hope y’all break up in the next week (You are, a horse)

★ Bridge ★
2025, you’ll get hit by a truck and go flying
I was gonna reference Trey Dawg but I couldn’t read the line without crying
I am not lying
I’m gonna hit you with a pan, the one for frying

Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Viet-
Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Viet-
I’m uncalm, some could say I’m angry, not calm
Clash of clans devs just added a new guy with a bomb (Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Vietnam, Viet-)

★ Verse 2 ★
Hope you two have a nasty breakup
Hope you two have a nasty breakup
If you two don’t I’ll sip from my cup
The cup has poison in it by the way, so please break up

This song is a joke, unless you find it funny then it’s not
I’m gonna punt you to the moon like an astronaut
But I ain’t an astronaut cuz I am not prepared
I don’t have proper training to be an astronaut
My favorite PG Movie has to be Friday the Thirteenth
Hope you two were in it so you’d both die and not brush your teeth
I need eight dollars for an HDMI cord
I’m gonna get hit by a Ford

My uncle wants to start a business, he’s an entrepreneur
I can’t drive, call an uber, chauffeur
If I see your girl all by herself then Imma choke her
If I grow up and try to start a business I’m an an entrepreneur

★ Chorus ★
I hope you two get a big old divorce
I hope she cheats on you with an HDMI source
I hope you two get a big old divorce
Hope y’all break up in the next three days