Valve - A Little Heart to Heart (TF2) OST

"When the patient woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!"

★ Medic laughs loudly alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it. ★

Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license. ★ He chuckles, and a dove bursts out of Heavy's chest. He scolds the bird. ★ "Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!" ★ He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended, ★ "Ugh, birds." ★ He chuckles and grabs the Heavy's heart. ★

Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, ★ He places the heart onto an Über heart attachment and moves toward his built in Medic gun. ★ but I'm very certain your heart-"

★ Heavy's heart explodes, catching the Medic off guard. One of the heart's remains knock Archimedes off their perch. ★

Heavy: "What was noise?"

Medic: "The sound of progress my friend."

★ Medic goes to his fridge as the crescendo of "A Little Heart to Heart" plays. The fridge contains a Sandvich, the RED Engineer's beer, and three hearts. The heart in the middle is labeled "Loch Ness Hamster." The one on the right is a "Mega Baboon." ★

Medic: "Ja, Perfect!"

★ Medic takes the "Mega Baboon," revealing a BLU Spy's head being connected to a electrical battery. ★

BLU Spy Head: "Kill Me."

Medic: ★ Quietly. ★ "Later."

★ Closes fridge. ★

Medic: "Where was I? Ah, There we go..." ★ Sticks heart onto a voltage meter. Places it to where the Medigun is pointing and the heart beats faster and glows red. ★

Medic: Come on, come on.

★ The violin/string instrument in background gets faster in sync with the heart. ★

Medic: "★ Begins laughing evilly. ★"

Heavy: "Ha... ha... ha..." ★ Looks worried. ★

★ A flash of light covers the screen. ★

Medic: "★ Continues laughing evilly. But he stops and looks away from the sudden bright light. ★"

★ Archimedes flies back to his post with the other doves ★

★ The big heart is Übercharged, as it glows red with red-orange glows that look like silhouette cracks flowing. ★

Medic: "Oh, that looks good. Very nice there!"

★ Drops heart into Heavy's chest cavity. ★

Heavy: "Should I be awake for this?"

Medic: "Heh, well, no. But, as long as you are could you open your rib cage for me? I can't seem to-"

★ As Medic and Heavy hold open Heavy's rib cage, they hear a loud crack and Heavy screams and reveals a broken rib in his hand. ★

Heavy: "★ Screams in pain. ★"

Medic: "Aww, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back!"

★ Medic takes the rib and throws it away. Turns around and talks to Archimedes. ★

Medic: ★ Whispering ★ "No they don't."

★ Archimedes is puzzled. He eventually flies away. ★

★ Medic takes the mounted Medic gun and brings it closer to Heavy. His organs and guts all regenerate including his shirt and vest. Heavy smiles. There is a faint red glow in Heavy's chest, but it fades quickly. ★

Heavy: ★ Takes a deep breath. ★ "What happens now?"

Medic: "Now?" ★ Chuckles while lifting Heavy up by the hands. ★ "Let's go practice medicine."