Mildly Amusing - Ballad of a Wilde Man

★ verse 1: mildly amusing ★
Something slumbers deep below
I ain't tryna find out what
Hell's the place i wouldn't go
That's a shame it's finding us
Wish i chose a cleaner road
This shits creek is full of mud
I've been finding whole new lows
Getting frowns from up above
Woke up in the morning, and i'm greeted with only wood
Culture shocked the torment's only language that's understood
Kept my wits about me when i'm stranded with nothing left
Least i still got kelvin, it's a shame he went fucking deaf
If i had been darwin, then there is no doubt that i would have been rolling inside of my grave
What in the world constitutes to this evolution? i'm asking myself the same
There is no way i'm the same as these savages, now don't mind me as i bite in this leg
Strapped head to toe with some sticks and some stones to protect my bones 'cause i ain't that brave
Now i got some cannibals
Walking in a conga line behind me
There are plenty other animals
Why did they have to come blindside me?
Did they take a page of hannibal's
And write it in to their society?
Wishing i didn't flip the channels
When those nature shows came by me, oh no

★ chorus: mildly amusing ★
Out in the wild
Don't get it twisted
I'll go out in style
Found this blick i'm 'quipped with
Even with firearms
I stand no chance against beating a creature with five more arms
Than me, finding it peaceful
'till you've seen what's in the trees
Sins will still pile on
I am no man for feasting on
Their remains, but i gotta eat
May not look like them, humanity? hardly

★ verse 2: mcgwire ★
Get back
Promised i'd go get my gat back
Ay yuh, set back
Hollywood life was a set back, give me my friends back, oh
Run for the hills, the expression
It made me dependent on therapy sessions like uh
Branded to make an impression
I'm stacking professions and sharing my lessons like uh
I think the people think less of me
But maybe that's just the amphetamines
I'm getting scared that i'm settling
I do not like what i'm pedaling
I'm tired of pushing a better me
Thinking they like them instead of me
They said to like what you got
But i'm just gonna push for a better ring, oh yeah
Top of the top of the echelon
Ask for the sauce, getting ketchup on, oh yeah
Aks if he rock with my pen or not
Cut to the point like i'm sephiroth, oh yeah
See in the dark like i'm zekrom
Move for the light like you reshiram
I'm boutta cook on the teflon
Find me a bed i can rest upon
Ay, grinding, but i'm still independent
I made a milli in a game, and then they think that i'll settle
I'm boutta ask for a parade, i wanna medal or pendant
I gotta make a fucking name up off a pad and a pen, say let's go
Kick shop right offa main street
Labels wanna beg, wanna price, bitch? pay me!
Every way they move, yeah, it seeming kinda shady
Everybody else really seeming kinda lazy, oh

★ chorus: mildly amusing ★
Out in the wild
Don't get it twisted
I'll go out in style
Found this blick i'm 'quipped with
Even with firearms
I stand no chance against beating a creature with five more arms
Than me, finding it peaceful
'till you've seen what's in the trees
Sins will still pile on
I am no man for feasting on
Their remains, but i gotta eat
May not look like them, humanity? hardly