Curtis Spooner - Hood McDonald's

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★ Intro ★
I'm just an honest man
Newlywed in the streets of Ergotis, Utah
And I am very hungry
I need sustenance for my avoirdupois

★ Verse 1 ★
Driving the clunker down Main St
With my net worth of three figures
Trav’ling with hands on triggers
Wife asks, “Where we gonna eat?”

I think to my self what I want
Craving some Mouse McNuggets
Just like they had in Nantucket
Eating cheap on this Tuesday jaunt

★ Chorus ★
I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I’m not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I'm not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

★ Verse 2 ★
Eating my Sausage Egg ‘n' Cheese McGriddle
Eighteen hoodlums pull up to the regi
They all pulled their guns on me
They told me they got a riddle

The boys said “Gimmie your keys and cash”
But, nah, I don't really want to
It's not them I'm tryna woo
Well, it’s time to show them ash to ash

★ Chorus ★
I’m going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I’m not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

I'm going to Hood McDonald's
Got three bullet holes in my leg
They told me if I'm not out my Wednesday
Then for my life I was to beg

★ Verse 3 ★
Them 12th Street Boys got me all fired up
I said, “J’Eloise, get back to the junker
Imma have to bunker and hunker”
Then I responded with a “hyup”
Hit the first few with my sidearm
Shot back, hit me in the shoulder
“I'm not getting any older!”
And then, to thee, I shed harm

★ Bridge ★
You only see a minor part
Chalk outlines make one fiddle
Makes one have a mind shift
But it makes me get up and start

Release Date: April 01, 2024

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fighting hard\r\n\r\n{Chorus}\r\nI’m going to Hood McDonald's\r\nGot three bullet holes in my leg\r\nThey told me if I’m not out my Wednesday\r\nThen for my life I was to beg\r\n\r\nI’m going to Hood McDonald's\r\nGot three bullet holes in my leg\r\nThey told me if I’m not out my Wednesday\r\nThen for my life I was to beg\r\n\r\n{Outro}\r\nI’m just an honest man\r\nNewlywed in the streets of Ergotis, Utah\r\nAnd I am very hungry\r\nI need sustenance for my avoirdupois\r\n\r\nThe song "Hood McDonald's" by Curtis Spooner tells the story of an honest man who finds himself in a dangerous situation at a local McDonald's in a rough neighborhood. Despite facing threats and violence, the protagonist remains determined to satisfy his hunger for fast food. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of the chaotic and risky situation, with the man facing off against hoodlums and risking his life for a meal. The song combines humor and tension, creating a unique and engaging narrative that keeps listeners on the edge of their seats.

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