Couch Slut - Presidential Welcome

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I’d like to welcome you
To the B side
Of Couch Slut’s fourth album
And to advise you
To crank it
Crank it up!

You know, I wasn’t always President Of The B-side
I used to be a set of words
Sitting in a dusty desk
Waiting
One day
To be rescued
And sung
By a professional

I have failed
 
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