Russ Thacker - Floozies
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★ COLLIN ★
Whatcha doin'?
Maude, my ideal
Maude, my idol
Whatcha doin'?
Practicing hard on your violin
Napkin folded under your chin
I'm a rat, but when you play
My mind's a million miles away
All I ever think about is floozies
Beautiful exotic kind of floozies
Inside my brain
They sure can raise Cain
I watch' em Sundays
Hootchy-cootchin' in their undies
Every night I see parades of floozies
Imaginary harems full of doozies
Lying on my davenport
I pucker up and watch 'em salaam
Chump that I am
And I am!
If I ever touched a floozy
Wonder what she'd do
Aw, she'd grab me by the collar
Door'd slam
Wham!
And she'd holler:
"Stinky ugly good-for-nothin'
Stinky ugly good-for-nothin'
Scram! Amscray! Scram!
Scram! Amscray! Scram!"
Whole town'd listen to her
Call me a maniac
"Sеx-fiend maniac
Scram"
I can tell just who's a floozy right off
Temptation is impossiblе to fight off
Inside my head
They climb in my bed
In secret rooms
I tiptoe barefoot over naked buzooms
Where are you, you sweet patooties
Finger-licky jam
Where are you, baby-face beauties
Hot damn
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
I'm not choosy
Floozy
Crazy
Monster
That I am
And I am
And I am!
Whatcha doin'?
Maude, my ideal
Maude, my idol
Whatcha doin'?
Practicing hard on your violin
Napkin folded under your chin
I'm a rat, but when you play
My mind's a million miles away
All I ever think about is floozies
Beautiful exotic kind of floozies
Inside my brain
They sure can raise Cain
I watch' em Sundays
Hootchy-cootchin' in their undies
Every night I see parades of floozies
Imaginary harems full of doozies
Lying on my davenport
I pucker up and watch 'em salaam
Chump that I am
And I am!
If I ever touched a floozy
Wonder what she'd do
Aw, she'd grab me by the collar
Door'd slam
Wham!
And she'd holler:
"Stinky ugly good-for-nothin'
Stinky ugly good-for-nothin'
Scram! Amscray! Scram!
Scram! Amscray! Scram!"
Whole town'd listen to her
Call me a maniac
"Sеx-fiend maniac
Scram"
I can tell just who's a floozy right off
Temptation is impossiblе to fight off
Inside my head
They climb in my bed
In secret rooms
I tiptoe barefoot over naked buzooms
Where are you, you sweet patooties
Finger-licky jam
Where are you, baby-face beauties
Hot damn
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
I'm not choosy
Floozy
Crazy
Monster
That I am
And I am
And I am!
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Song Description:
edit soundcloudThe song "Floozies" by Russ Thacker is a whimsical and playful tune that tells the story of a man named Collin who is infatuated with the idea of floozies. Collin daydreams about these exotic and beautiful women, imagining them in elaborate parades and harems. He can't help but be captivated by their charm and allure.
The lyrics paint a vivid picture of Collin's fantasies, as he imagines these floozies dancing and seducing in his mind. Despite knowing that his infatuation with floozies may be unrealistic, Collin can't help but be drawn to their mystery and allure.
The song captures the bittersweet longing and foolishness of unattainable desires, as Collin dreams of being with these enchanting women but knows deep down that it may never be a reality. With its catchy melody and humorous lyrics, "Floozies" is a fun and light-hearted song that explores the escapism of daydreams.
The lyrics paint a vivid picture of Collin's fantasies, as he imagines these floozies dancing and seducing in his mind. Despite knowing that his infatuation with floozies may be unrealistic, Collin can't help but be drawn to their mystery and allure.
The song captures the bittersweet longing and foolishness of unattainable desires, as Collin dreams of being with these enchanting women but knows deep down that it may never be a reality. With its catchy melody and humorous lyrics, "Floozies" is a fun and light-hearted song that explores the escapism of daydreams.
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