Kevin Lamb - Room Service

It was late when I came, with a sky full of rain
I had no special place to go
I was laid out on the highway
Carried along with the flow

Well, them rigs kept on rolling
They couldn't hear me calling
They left me by the side of the road
I was wasting away deep in the depths of the day
When the night began to unfold

When out there in the darkness
A light came shining through
Well, my saving grace was a truck stop place
Like a dream sailing into view

So I opened up the door, crawled across the floor
And my hand started ringing the bell
When the voice from behind:
"Stop hitting the chime
What? Do you think this is a motel?"

Then up stepped this lady
Must have thought I was crazy
I could tell it by the look in her eyes
"This ain't no home for no rolling stone
But I might just make a compromise"
Well, then she looked me over
And a smile came to her face
She said, I think you'll do now
If you follow me through
I'll give you just a little taste

Of my room service
She said, I aim to please
With my room service
I'll tell you, honey
Satisfaction's guaranteed

It was early in the morning
Just as the day was dawning
With that rooster crowing break of day
I had an aching in my brain
And a body almost lame
I was lucky to be crawling away

So if you're out there on the highway
Be sure you don't get too close
She'll hurt you from behind
She wants payment in kind
You're bound to catch a lethal dose

Of my room service
She said, I aim to please
With my room service
I'll tell you, honey
Satisfaction's guaranteed
It's all guaranteed
With my room service
She said, I aim to please
With my room service
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With my room service
She said, I aim to please
With my room service
She said, I aim to please
Please, please, please, please