X & Hell - Crickets Sing for Ken Heezy, Part 1

★ Intro: Take it Easy Heezy & Man ★
Scar-non, sick cunt? Whattaya doin’?
Not much, takin’ it easy
That’s all
Ay, what happened last night?
Oh, fuck, you wouldn’t believe it, I live in the fuckin’ movies, cunt
That’s all
So what happened?

★ Interlude 1: Astrud Gilberto & Ken Hell ★
“Hey, Maria?”, papa said, “You better go to bed”
“Maria?”, mama said, “You better go to bed”
The little sister said, “You better go to bed”
The older brother said, “You heard what papa said”
“You better say goodnight, you better shut the light”
“And papa told you no, you can’t go out tonight”
But papa didn’t know Maria had a date
And couldn’t let him wait
So in a little while, she waited ‘til the lights were low
Shе went out the window to her bеau and so (Yo)

★ Verse 1: Ken Hell ★
I met her at her window at half past eleven
She’s trippin’ like, “How loud’s your car gotta be revvin’”
“You better have me home by seven”
I’m like, “Relax, you know we ain’t got that long to be chillin’?”
She’s like, “Well, ain’t ya happy to see me?”
I’m like, “Yeah”, she’s like, “Good, put on a CD”
I’m like, “What is it?”, “Astrud Gilberto”
“You’ll have to been nice”, so I was like, “❲?❳”
Put it in, turn it up loud
We pullin’ on a chapel and I’m feelin’ all proud with
System bumpin’, dime in the front passenger
Turnin’ heads like two dudes wheeled as ❲?❳
I’m askin’ ya, how could life be this good?
I’m bound to fuck it up, knock on wood, I could
Easily see all my plans bein’ executed
She’s like, “Take me somewhere more secluded”, oh!

★ Interlude 2: Astrud Gilberto & Ken Hell ★
There was lot of hugging, and a lot of kissing, and
A lot of hugging, and a lot of kissing, and
A lot of happy talk, a lot of moon above
But very little time, but very little time
To make a lot of love, to make a lot of love
Which is a groupie thing, to make a lot of love
For it was summertime when all the crickets sing
And in the summertime
When anyone’s in love, the crickets sing a happy song
But they didn’t do their (Yeah) repertoire (Uh, uh) for long

★ Verse 2: Ken Hell ★
In a secluded car park, I won’t say where
‘Cause my current girl’d be all pissed that I took her there
But yeah, all annoyed with the sound o’ singin’ crickets
I cranked up the stereo, it’s time for me to hit it for sure
Lot o’ kissin’, lovin’, huggin’, and more
Against all principles, I was up in it raw
She wanted more, sure, the battery light made an appearance
But I scored, so it was ignored like sample clearance
No interference, no gettin’ in between
My friends understood, I gave her one for the team
Is this a dream? If so, I’m wakin’ up with a fat
Hell nah, they be real nails stuck in my back
The fact is, all good things come to an end
I had to get her home, time for me to send
Anamaria home with a piece o’ my heart
Oh, shit, we dead the battery, the car don’t start, fuck!

★ Interlude 3: Astrud Gilberto ★
Suddenly the papa came, and then the mama came
And then the sister came, and then the brother came
And then the uncle came, and then the cousin came
An even dozen came, and I can tell you this
It was a dirty shame, and then the papa came
And then the mama came, and then the sister came
And then the brother came, and then the uncle came
An even dozen came, and I can tell you…

★ Outro: Man ★
Yeah, so what happened?