2Krispii - Dinosaur for President

★ Verse 1 ★
I don't care much for politics
'Cause I'm a paleontologist
But this year I'm so excited to see
Two individuals who represent me
Both these options are fantastic
Never seen two men so Jurassic
Either way, we get a dinosaur for president

★ Chorus ★
All I want is a dinosaur for president
Giant reptile to lead us all and represent
Someone who would stick his neck out for us
Who better than a brontosaurus?

★ Verse 2 ★
Forget about the wars in the Middle East
When your defense secretary is a beast!
Ukraine can get back where it was at
Putin can suck our tyrannosaurus-sack!
Maybe an air force could be more tactile
If they were run by a pterodactyl
Speaker of the House has always been a flop
It's time that we try-ceratops!

★ Bridge ★
We need truth, someone to inform us
Never heard a lie from a spinosaurus
So it's for us!

★ Chrous ★
All I want is a dinosaur for president
Giant reptile to lead us all and represent
We'll be so much cooler than France
When we have a T-rex-ecutive branch!