James Randal - Leaky BBL

★ verse 1: james randal ★
You look like you got a bbl in a back alley
That shit's big n' saggy and its fuckin' scary
That shit is leakin' all over the floor
That shit is leakin' all over the floor
Marijuana❲?❳ at the door with that leaky leaky ass
Got that leaky leaky, b-b-bbl lookin' ass
It's nasty, it's leakin'
Your liquid bbl is stinkin'
Is that blueberry jam you injected in your butt?
That's fucking crazy, that's gonna mess you up
I'm sure that's not good for the environment
Or your biology, that's gotta be shit-ty❲?❳
For me
When i'm in the presence of yee
I look at her saggy bbl
Oh my god, you must have been to hell
When you talked to that doctor who lied to you and said
"this bbl is super, i promised you won't regret❲?❳"
You will survive your infectеd bbl❲?❳
Your infected bbl❲?❳
But now you got that leaky bbl
Lеaky leaky leaky bbl
Your bbl is leaky and my jimmy wasn't squishy
And i bet your butt cheek is stinky ❲?❳
I'm sitting in a bed
I'm sitting in a bed
Sittin' in the bed when i see your bbl
Its a scary shit when i saw your bbl ❲?❳
You tell me it ❲?❳, “please don’t tell
Please don’t tell them about my leaky bbl”
But it’s too late, but it’s too late
I put that shit on my mixtape

★ pre-chorus: james randal ★
I made a mixtape
I called it “leaky bbl”
I made a million, i sold
A bunch of mixtapes about your leaky
Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt
I’m selling mixtapes about your leaky butt
My mixtape is called “leaky bbl”

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 2: melbert rickenbacker ★
Your bbl got fluid and it's gnarly
That bbl leaking all over my harley
Your leaky bbl spittin' raspberry jam
Got that shit leakin' all over my pants
Your leaky leaky bbl all over my blue jeans
But i don't really know who put you on my jeans
I don’t know why i every spoke to you because you’re crazy
Go to a doctor that isn’t so lazy

★ pre-chorus: melbert rickenbacker ★
Get a better bbl
Get a better bbl
Yeah, get a better bbl
Get a better bbl

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 3: patrick downing ★
I’m officer pat
I don’t… really know how to rap
Uh, but your bbl is leaking!
And i’m freaky
What if instead of a bbl
It was called a freak-freak-l and it was freaky
I’m an officer - of the law!
Get down and i’ll shoot your dog in its paw

★ pre-chorus: patrick downing ★
Cops shoot dogs, but mostly the feds
The feds shoot your dog and then it’s… dead
All because you had a gun in your house
That you legally owned
Until they changed the law 45 minutes ago
And raided your house and killed your dog

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 4: peter “cosmo” pippen ★
Okay, how does that cop know that the atf kills dogs?
That cops pretty honest for a scary man
I bet he’s got a glock- i’ll take it out his hand
I’ll steal the cops glock
I caused the leak in your bbl with my glock ★
I shot your bbl with my glock
I hit the fucking rock in my sock
Call that clown shit
Call that hood shit
Call that- call that dark web shit
Cosmo cosmo cosmo
Movin’ like a clown
Cosmo cosmo cosmo
Pull you down❲?❳ with a glock
With a glock

★ pre-chorus: peter “cosmo” pippen ★
That bbl filled with fluoride
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The atf kills dogs
The feds kill dogs

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 5: stevia rosé ★
Stevia rosÉ, don’t talk about my bbl
I got it in germany in a underground hôtel
Yes you are right, that’s the one
The hôtel that my father owns
I have a gun too but mine shoots champagne
Get the bottle service at the club
Get the bottle service at the club
Use the champagne to fill up my bbl
Filling up my bbl with champagne
I just got my drivers license, who wants brain? ❲?❳
From stevia rosé in the front seat of my jaguar
Yah, yah, it’s my dad’s car

★ pre-chorus: stevia rosé ★
My elderly father owns a nightclub
It’s name is hÔtel and your cock i suck!
Stevia rosÉ, sucky sucky cock
I love ❲?❳
Stevia rosÉ

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 6: phone kid ★
Okay, i’m calling up the phone
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Nobody is telling me what a bbl means
But i don’t really care, i just want beans
I want black beans
I want pinto beans
They call me jacob and i have nice dreams
I had a dream once where i stab osvaldo
I stab osvaldo with a knife ❲?❳
Ooo- ooo- call to the radio show
Ooo- ooo- call to the radio show
I call into the radio show
And they say, “kid, put down the phone
You fuckin’ crazy, you fuckin’ crazy, you fuckin’ crazy and a dobermann❲?❳”
Dobermann, gonna stick a dobermann on you
I’m jake, i’m jake, i stick a dobermann on you
I’m jake, i’m jake, i stick a dobermann on you
I stick the dobermann on you, i stick the dobermann on you
I don’t know what a bbl even is
But i, jake, had to hop on this beat ❲?❳
Hop on this beat
Hop on this beat

★ pre-chorus: phone kid ★
Osvaldo pingafria
I will eat him, i will consume him
Cannibal boy
Cannibal child will a cannibal style

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 7: shakira maddox ★
Oi bruv
Me fuckin’ minge
Me fuckin’ minge is frothing
Me fuckin’ husband holden
Wouldn’t buy me a bbl
Holden wouldn’t buy me a bbl
Holden wouldn’t buy me a bbl
He said, “bitch, you already chunky back there”
I said, “i’ll never let you pull on my hair again.”

★ bridge: shakira maddox ★
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★ verse 8: shakira maddox ★
Gotta❲?❳ minge
Got a fucking minge
Me minge is full
Me minge is frosty❲?❳
Me minge is frosty❲?❳
Me minge is frosty
Frosty, frosty minge because i’m out in the cold

★ pre-chorus: shakira maddox ★
Your bbl looks, like, 40 years old
You got a old bbl and that’s why it’s leakin’
You probably got it when abraham lincoln was in office

★ spoken ★
Bitch
You’re a fuckin’ piece of shit bruv
Fuck you

★ chorus: james randal ★
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★ verse 9: spaceboy ★
They call me spaceboy
And i got a big boy bbl
I bought that shit on amazon i shipped it to hell
Cuz that’s where i am
Got these voices in my head
I got all these characters
I think i’m going in–sane
Oh shit—
That didn’t rhyme
You thought that this was gon’ be a freestyle?
No
You should feel embarrassed

★ verse 10: spaceboy w/ fluctuating voices ★
I said ba-leh-ha-leh-ha-le-ha
They call me space-boy-e-hoy-e-oy
They call me spaceboy-yoy
They call me space-boy
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I had a leaky bbl
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My dog has a bbl, sue me
The dog!
The dog has a bbl (unintelligible)
Turns out the bbl fluid❲?❳
(unintelligible)

★ verse 11: james randal ★
Got the bbl made of gravy
Got the bbl made out of gravy
Got the bbl made out of gravy
Salty gravy bbl

★ outro: james randal ★
Put it on a turkey
Put it on a turkey
Put that bbl on a motherfuckin’ turkey
Put it on christmas dinner
Put that bbl on christmas dinner
Bbl gravy
Bbl gravy
Bbl gravy
Bbl gravy