Meeuw ft. Stefano Keizers - Joost

Aye, whose beattag is that, dude? (bird poo)
I'm definitely gonna scream for a bit, aye

I'm so fly, like a gull (caw)
This is the man of the century (coo, coo)
I am flyer, like a gull (coo-coo, coo)
I am flyer than a gull (ooh)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (waah)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (oh)
This is the man of the century (coo)
I'm so fly, like a gull (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I speak Greek and Hebrew (yeah)
I cannot talk because I'm screaming (yeah)
God dammit, Hans Teeuw, aye (yeah)
Email me on my Hotmail (yeah)
I have a lot of nightmares (caw, caw)
9GAG, epic fail (ha, ha)
Gareth Bale, Giel Beel (yeah)
Those aren't Yeezys, that's a callus, blegh (aye, aye, aye)
I'm a human cream brie (woo)
Fuck you and your emotions (woo)
They're doing coke in the toilets here (woo)
Why do I feel so lonely? (caw-coo)
Yeah, how is everything Stoney? (woo)
I feel just like Berlusconi (ha-ha)
I want cheese with macaroni (pooh)
(You have mail)
I'm so fly, like a gull (pah)
This is the man of the century (coo-coo)
I am flyer, like a gull (roo, roo)
I am flyer than a gull (roo, roo)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (prr)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (caw)
This is the man of the century (coo)
I am fly, like a gull (aye, aye, aye, aye)

Stop hating, stop teasing, stop bullying (yeah)
I was in first grade, she was in sixth (bitch)
I want to play petanque, she wants to bang (bang, bang)
Bulletproof vests (yeah)
I am present, and you know it, too (yeah)
I went to uni and could become a dermatologist (ha-ha)
My dreams, goals, and ambitions are on Markplaats (ching)
You'll find my cheesecake between your chick's tits (nya)
Yeah, I'm in the intercity towards hell
If you hate on me, I'll tell you thanks
Fuck you and your right to exist
I'm an alien, and they really do exist

Luchador escorpión
Lucha solo y en medianoche
Luchador escorpión
Nunca ata a sus chicas
I am fly, like a gull (coo-coo)
This is the man of the century (coo-coo)
I am flyer, like a gull (coo-coo)
I am flyer than a gull (coo, coo, coo)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (he-he)
This is the white Paul de Leeuw (poh, poh)
This is the man of the century (coo)
I am fly, like a gull

And I am howling like a wolf (ooh, ooh)
And I am howling like a wolf (ooh)
And I am howling like a wolf, aye (ooh, ooh)
But nothing's too crazy for me