​erecti6n - THE WORST DISS BATTLE OF ALL TIME

★ part i: bitcrush daisy disses lil erection pill at 2 am (#shotsfired) ★

★ intro ★
L-e-p, you been having it too easy for too long
I think it's time for you to stop doing this thing
Uh, it's no more
Shit, i think i'm gonna go in

★ verse 1 ★
Uh, erection pill, more like go soft pill
Uh, you say you go for the big thrill, yeah
I go for the, uh, big kill, uh
You say you got it tucked like wii play
But i got it tucked, like penis
Zenis uh, genis, like the sega console
Bars are sonic like the hedgehog
Uh, you edge hogs uh
No foot fetish, but i'm a master at handing out defeat uh
You probably like playing with feet, uh
Uh, imma poop imma skeet, uh shit
I go hard, like mosquito, cheeto
Dorito, tostito, frito
Uh shit, el doradito
If you say one more word i commit a delito
With this thing i got in my pocket it's called
This wiimote
Uh, you thought that was the whole thing

★ intro ★
(oh, oh, oh)
Bitch

★ verse ★
Pill don't еven hang with gang no-more
He donе ditch us acting like we made him poor
We was your day ones, real ones, federal criminal
Now you leave us out here hanging acting like we liminal
The way we spaced out
Yeah you left us phased out shit son
If you wanna get the stick imma pull up with the wii play
I don't even play with tanks imma pull up with the army uh
We gave you the beats, so you could beat the shit out of the people in the streets
But you ain't even contracting these sheets of paper containing a contract
What you gon' be contracting is these bullets from this tucked ar, uh
You be covering these tracks in the pmc, but in reality you ain't even trynna hit up me for another album or other shit like that
You ain't even hanging with me boy
You leaving me on read for six months

★ outro ★
It's crazy how you switch up on gang so easy you ain't even talk to nobody no more, no l-o-g, no me, nobody else from that time shit man i miss ya
Great stuff (yeah, this is, this is good)

★ part ii: chloe has 24 hours to respond ★

★ intro ★
Aye man, it's ya boy
Coming after ❲?❳ with the ill will, yeah
This gon be the last beat you hear in your entire life
Ight, let's go, let's go
Yuh, aye, skrrt, skrrt

★ verse ★
Listen here, chloe, you are a phony (damn son, where'd ya find this?)
I said listen here, chloe, you are a phony
And that kinda rhymes, so that is a bar
I bet you don't even know how to drive a car
And i can drive a car, mine goes very fast
And you are not very fast (damn son, where'd ya find this?)
You are very slow
Im not saying in a rude way
You are very good at producing and it takes you 10 minutes to come up with the drums and shit
Anyways back to the rhyming part
Everything i make, is a work of art
Art is my fart
That bar does not even make any sort of sense but whatever i'm getting off track (this is a certified hood classic)
Chloe, you are a phony
I bet you ass is a brokey
And that is a bar
I just did a triple rhyme
And you can't even rhyme at any sort of time
There's a lot of bitcrush on this shit, but it is very lit
You got 24 hours to respond or you will be gone

★ outro ★
Yuh

★ part iii: you got something for me? ★

★ intro ★
Marijuana
Stimulating, mind-expanding
Safer to use than alcohol
It's the "in" thing
The hula hoop of the jet generation
Marijuana is an intoxicating, mind-muddling drug
And is as much a part of growing up as smoking corn silk behind- (here we go)

★ verse ★
The rain falls far from the spring
Operation was nothing but a sting that part is true king
The pill was found lying in the street
His will described something akin to a murder scene
The cause of death presumed to be promethazine
They wouldn't let the true culprit speak the plan was peak

★ interlude ★
The only flaw here is, he thought he could kill me with one last shot bitch
Bitcrush daisy don't die, chloe run the beat
Put on the chloe type beat i'm tired of the jazz shit bitch

★ refrain ★
You got something for me?
You got something for me?
You got something for me?
You got something for me- (chloe)

★ verse ★
I quit looking for solutions
Look for clues on why you act so clueless
Talk about some lack of car movement to a drive-by shooter
Funniest part of this is you can't even ride a scooter

★ interlude ★
Shit man, that's kinda sad, but you know

★ verse ★
No-ill intent, these words were meant with a lack of threat
But getting to you was as impossible as paying ny rent

★ interlude ★
You know it's pretty high out there
Like don't go to ny if you wanna live well

★ verse ★
I can rhyme fast and i can rhyme slow
But like the dough, it accumulate the time it takes for you to hit up the bros
You act so real for the appeal but last time you hit me up it was out of interest and not to appear

★ interlude ★
That's kinda lame that's all i'm saying, you know
Alright, just give me a second i'll run it back one more time i can't just leave you off like that

★ verse ★
And by the time you get to call me a phony again
Check your corners i got the toolie and the two-piece set
If blood don't spill, i'll leave you with a good warning shot for your head
Keep your head low if you don't wanna see me again, bitch

★ outro refrain ★
You got something for me?
You got something for me?
You got something for me?
You got something for me

★ part iv: crushadaisy ★

★ chorus ★
Crush a daisy in my hand
You know that i got a plan
You secretly a fan
Daisy what the fuck man?
Crush a daisy in my hand
You know that i got a plan
You secretly a fan
Daisy what the fuck man?

★ verse ★
Why the fuck you diss me?
I thought that we were friends
But fuck it since you're doing this i'll have to go in
Made the first diss as a joke
But you want some fucknig smoke
But be careful with that shit you missed my joke
That diss you dropped it seems like you rushed it
And you had that fucking bitcrush shit
And those lyrics, i couldn't understand it
I'm about to collect more info like bandwith
Your career is dying so you diss your friendo
And i'm just gonna say that's bad what the fuck yo?
That diss you made it seems very lazy
What kind of a name is bitcrush daisy?
You trynna diss me, man that's a no-no
But i'm afraid that i'mma have to hit you with the low blow
We were supposed to be the dynamic duo
You fucking wish that you had this rap flow
And all this bullshit you know damn well is cap
Stick to producing, why you trynna rap
You trynna diss me, don't even come near
You don't realize, i made your career

★ chorus ★
Crush a daisy in my hand
You know that i got a plan
You secretly a fan
Daisy what the fuck man?
Crush a daisy in my hand
You know that i got a plan
You secretly a fan
Daisy what the fuck man?

★ outro ★
Hahaha, i'm just playing chloe you know i still fuck with you

★ part v: dayum, dayum, dayum! ★

★ verse ★
You criticizing the bitcrush daisy name is like the pot calling a kettle back, it's kinda wack
Said you made my whole career but without the label that ends with dropping our shit wouldn't even had appeared
Been reusing the same rhymes for the longest time
You been using the "i don't even know what i'm doing" line since you was rapping from a toilet boy
You didn't even listen to the actual track before recording a response what the fuck is that
Say my career is dying but i got 3 times your monthlies
Say my career is dying but i got a follow from my favorite artists so what the fuck
I was literally the only reason you started making music on drumbit
You wouldn't hit up six-nine dropping you would've done bit shit boy
I ain't diss you cause "my career is over" is because you act fake outside of pmc borders (boy what the fuck?)
If you don't quit bugging huh, the tool gon' start playing games

★ interlude ★
It's all in good fun tho
Still

★ verse ★
Couldn't even make a beat had to resort to a looped amen break
That shit wasn't even looped correctly and it wasn't sped up in the proper manner, uh shit
Who you think you twikipedia to be using the amen break

★ outro ★
Heh, shoutout to you dawg
You're cool, please hit me up tho, it's been like a few months