Recessive Traits - VCR

★ verse 1 ★
First thing that i do when i get home from my work
I turn on my tv and then i don't feel like a jerk
People on my tv are all happy to see me
They look me in the eye and they tell me how to be

★ chorus ★
I'm so happy when the tv smiles at me
I feel lucky, all my friends are on tv
Who needs people? the world's at my fingertips
Life is simple, i need a vcr

★ verse 2 ★
Popeye tells me how to act and how to get the girls
Donahue is helping me understand my world
I grab a tv dinner and i chеck my tv guide
Choices are so hard so i dеcide not to decide

★ chorus ★
I'm so happy when the tv smiles at me
I feel lucky, all my friends are on tv
Who needs people? the world's at my fingertips
Life is simple, i need a vcr

★ verse 3 ★
Vanna white entices me, i wish i was on dynasty
The munsters are on channel three, barney fife and old aunt bea
I got a satellite dish and i got a big screen tv
I got just about everything i could ever dream of

★ chorus ★
I'm so happy when the tv smiles at me
I feel lucky, all my friends are on tv
Who needs people? the world's at my fingertips
Life is simple, i need a vcr