Trixie's Big Red Motorbike - Norman And Narcissus

I suppose I must confess it, the truth is we've met before
He was nice and friendly and on the other side of the floor
And if he only knew more people, he wouldn't be lonely
I can't say that about you
And have you heard about the boy who loved his own image?
Fits your description too

Norman and Narcissus are different as chalk and cheese
I say Norman's nicer and all of my friends agree
(She says Normans nicer and her friends agree)
And it's very hard to keep up a good conversation
You're more concerned with your hair
I can't come between you and your mirror
I'm off to talk to Norman, so there!

Norman is nice
He gives me advice
He made me think twice about it

Norman is nice
He gives me advice
He made me think twice about you
And have you heard about the boy who loved his own image?
Fits your description too

Cheerio Narcissus this is the end of us
Find another echo, this one has had enough
(Find another echo, she's had enough)
And now I see Norman has come to meet me, I love him completely
Nothing to say or do
He didn't have to try too hard to convince me
I'm better off without you