Buurman - Joost

★ Intro ★
1983
(Yo) aye-aye, eh-oh

★ Chorus ★
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time
He is an old man, he listens to the Rolling Stones
He can't play, but he blows on it anyway
Blows on it anyway, blows on it anyway
He can't play, but he blows on it anyway

★ Verse 1 ★
I know a girl, and she calls me EenhoornJoost
Don't care for hypes, bitch, I don't watch Game of Thrones
I watch movies, bitch, I don't watch Home Alone
I miss my parents and I'm missing a chromosome
I have a few friends and they live on a boat
You are Firefox and I am Google Chrome
I feel like Michaеl Jackson Sha-Sha-Sha-Shamone
Watch out, Willem, coming for the thronе

★ Chorus ★
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time
He is an old man, he listens to the Rolling Stones
He can't play, but he blows on it anyway
Blows on it anyway, blows on it anyway
He can't play, but he blows on it anyway

★ Verse 2 ★
You can't quite put your tongue on it, just like your elbow
Is it Jan Hesseling, or is it Vennegoor?
I think you're pretty gross, I am onto you
I'm in a Ford Ka but it feels like an Aventador
Ooh, men wanna fight and those men wanna test me
And they keep on saying that I could never rap
Yeah, then there's something you have to realize, because I feel just like Rambo
And I feel just like Sylvester
And I feel just like Kraantje and I feel just like Dexter
And I feel like a bird, because I get myself into trouble, what?
(Screw you guys, I'm going home)

★ Bridge ★
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time

★ Chorus ★
I have a neighbor and he bought a saxophone (a saxophone)
He drank a lot of beers, and that guy was stoned all the time (all the time)
He is an old man, he listens to the Rolling Stones (The Rolling Stones)
He can't play, but he blows on it anyway (he blows anyway)
(He blows anyway)
(He blows anyway)
(He blows anyway)
(He blows anyway)