PIEchess - Rook b1

★ Intro ★
Oh my god just go here
Black has no moves
And you take this pawn
And this pawn
And black cannot push b5
Then you will move your king
And push e and g pawns
Then make a queen and checkmate
But instead you went king to h5

And then blackcan just push this pawn but
Ohhh my god
King f7 clearly push this pawn and you just promote
Because of king to g4, then we take, king g3
King f5, and we win

(A what the wa a? what the wa?)

★ Chorus ★
Rook b1, rook b1
Make a move that makes no sense
That move is literally crazy
Why on Earth would you even play that?
At least castle your king
What the heck is this move?
What are you trying to accomplish?
I have no idea
(Woooooo!)
(Oh my god)

★ Bridge ★
What is, what is. what's this move?
Why did you go knight e2?
What about your light squared bishop?
You should've put it on d3
Where is this horse going?
This is not the square it belongs on
Now it's a Queen's gambit
But your knight is on this square
Literally has no purpose
Doesn't fight for the center
Why is it on g3
What is, what is, what's this move?
Why did you go knight e2?
What about your light-squared bishop?
You should've put it on d3

(BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB)
(Damn, that's crazy)

★ Chorus ★
Rook b1, rook b1
Make a move that makes no sense
That move is literally crazy
Why on Earth would you even play that?
At least castle your king
What the heck is this move?
What are you trying to accomplish?
I have no idea

★ Outro ★
What are you trying to accomplish?
I have no idea