Jam Mechanics - Dissin'

(It's not too late!)
(You can still hit pause...)

Look at you, rockin' hobbies like a top hat
Let me guess: you're into indie rock and podcasts
Chronically online, and you never think it's odd that
When people show you memes, you’re thinkin “I already saw that”

Cool headphones! You’re right to keep it quiet
'Cuz if I had your music taste I’d also try to hide it
The crew is in the car, now's your chance to make it awkward
The mood is crashin' hard when they hand you off the aux cord

I tried to warn you but I’m done with taking prisoners
You’re in my target demo and I’m dissin’ all my listeners

Hey cool tune, how’d you find it, kid?
Did you pop into a record shop and dig for it?
Oh you let an algorithm make a playlist? cool
Loading "Emo Youth Pastor Jams for You"

And hey maybe they’re a talent and they kill it live
Oh, their show has the production of an open mic?
We paid 25 bucks and you had to drag me, too
To sit criss-cross and listen in a living room?
It's not hard but I’ll try to make it simpler
You’re in my target demo and I’m dissin all my listeners

(Your brand is wholesome, wholesome family content)
(I just want you to write me a stone-cold diss track)

To all my haters who have thrown all that shade and then
Made a big claim, said you'd eat your hat if I made it
You took a bite of the brim and didn't like how it tasted
You should've sampled the plastic long before you beret-ed
Hats off to your confidence but come on, IF
I treat my fans like this, did you think you'd win?
I'm rubbin' salt in the wounds, just admit you're defeated
You can SZN UR BNE, but you still gotta eat it!

You needed me to knock you off your silly little perch
You spend too damn much on my silly indie merch
You’re enabling a dream, its irresponsible
A grown ass man thinks that anything is possible?

Call a cease fire, its all for show
'Cuz I play until I win like this is rochambeau
And I’m a rocker and your peace sign looks like scissors you’re
Gonna get crushed cuz I’m dissin all my listeners