Alex Beckham - Happy Little Workers 24/7 Mix

★ intro ★

Mr. grizz:
Welcome to grizzco!
Here at grizzco, we do the important work
Of sending teenagers into warzones to
Collect the eggs of a cannibalistic salmon society
Still not convinced to join?
Listen to testimony from our happy little workers!

★ sung ★

★ verse one ★

Alex:
I almost had the last egg we needed
And then three *woomy* flyfish spawned and i died

Uprising:
I thought i was safe on the fish stick platform
Then i get bored by a maws, oh god why

Kyle:
Now's your chance to get got by a big shot

Alex:
Here comes a steel eel, he's coming in hot
Uprising:
Drizzlers and drizzling, there are no safespots

Kyle:
"i got the nozzlenose"

Uprising:
There is no god!

"i don't throw bombs"

Alex:
Real helpful, you jerk

Kyle:
"we got disconnected"

Uprising:
I'm going berserk

★ chorus ★

Alex, kyle and uprising:
This is the anthem of the happy little workers!

★ break ★
Mr. grizz:
We here at grizzco care about health and safety!
A lot
That's why when our employee
Get decimated by a horde of salmonids
They don't have to worry about docked pay!
(we don't pay them.)

★ verse two ★

Uprising:
We had just one more wave to clear
And we were feeling confident 'til we saw glowflies

Alex:
We hid behind the roller and the roller ran away
And next game was more glowflies at high tide!

Guys it's not hard to stop a flipper-flopper

Kyle:
Please just keep inking if you've got the slosher

Uprising:
I know there are stingers, don't go in the water!
Kyle:
"i rushed down the slammin' lid!"

Alex:
Why do i bother?

Uprising:
"i don't use the bows"

Kyle:
Well you have to you jerk!

"our sniper left game"

Alex:
I'm going berserk

★ chorus ★

Alex, kyle and uprising:
This is the anthem of the happy little workers!

★ spoken ★

Mr. grizz:
Pleasant little fellas aren't they? now get back to work and do your job! grizzco; we exploit teenagers and young adults, because we care