Randy Rainbow - Sedition
A twittler with no proof. sounds like a horrible idea for a musical, no? or at least a horrible idea for a president. well, in just a couple of weeks, he won't be anymore! and whether you're happy about it or not, there are rules that must be followed, like my personal rule of not repeating a song i just parodied a few months ago, but you people won't stop f--king dming me to request it, so here we are. more importantly, you ask, how does a despеrate lame-duck presidеnt and his bootlicking minions with no hope or evidence try to overturn an election they've clearly lost multiple times?
I can tell you in one woyd:
Sedition!
Sedition!
Sedition!
(huh?)
(look it up.)
Sedition!
(gurl.)
Sedition!
Sedition!
Sedition!
Lie-lie-lie-lie
(crime!)
Lie-lie-lie-lie
(crime!)
He denies the stuff he can't admit!
He's attacking
'cause he's cracking
Shouldn't he be packing up his shit?
★ verse 1 ★
Who would attempt to rally up a mob
And try to stage a coup to steal a fair election
Who's so faklempt he couldn't hold his job?
He's begging like a little bitch!
Oooooh!
★ chorus ★
The loser!
The loser!
Sedition!
The loser!
The loser!
Sedition!
★ verse 2 ★
How could anyone defend the calls he's made?
His strikes on free democracy?
Maybe they would fin'lly grow some balls if they'd
Stop thinking only of their own damn selves!
★ chorus ★
Ambition!
Ambition!
Ambition!
Election
Objection!
Sedition!
★ verse 3 ★
He says he only needs eleven thousand votes to win
He swears they stuffed the ballot box
But gurl, they didn't
★ chorus ★
Delusion! (corruption! confusion! destruction!)
Sedition!
Election! (decision! invasion! division!)
Sedition!
★ verse 4 ★
The constitution clearly states it's time that he concede
(ah-ah-ah) (get out)
Maybe once they lock him up, he'll fin'lly learn to read
(where?)
★ chorus ★
In prison!
In prison!
(well, i hear they do a nice spread.)
Sedition!
Transition!
Transition!
Sedition!
★ all previous verses sung simultaneously
With the first verse starting, and the other three entering one measure behind in tandem ★
Who would attempt, etc
How could anyone defend, etc./he says he only needs, etc./the constitution, etc
★ chorus ★
The loser!
Ambition!
Delusion!
Transition!
Sedition!
Sedition!
Sedition!
(there i did it, ya happy?)
Sedition!
Lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-lie-lie-lie
Lie-lie-lie-lie
Hmmmmmmm...
Without sedition, his lies would be as shady as a twittler with no proof!
★ trump ★
This was a fraudulent elec--
★ randy rainbow ★
Gurl, bye!
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Currently touring the U.S. to sold-out shows, the influencer and Internet sensation’s viral comedy videos receive millions of views across all social media and digital platforms.