Randy Rainbow - Seasons of Trump
Two million
A hundred two thousand
Four hundred minutes
With just one president
So unhinged and unfit
Two million
A hundred two thousand
Four hundred minutes
How do you measure
Four years of this shit
In scandals
Impeachments
In porn stars
In Scaramuccis
In rallies
In insurrections
In flies
Two million
A hundred two thousand
Four hundred minutes
How do you measure
Four years of the lies
Chorus:
How about Trump...
How about Trump...
How about Trump...
Measure in Trump...
Trump:
I'm a very stable genius
Chorus:
Seasons of Trump (Trump)
Seasons of Trump (Trump)
Two million
A hundred two thousand
Falsehoods he tweeted
Basically 14,976 times
He didn't havе a plan
11,780 votes he said he needеd
How do you measure four years
With this orange garbage can
In Spicers
In Conways
In Sanders
In McEnanies
In fake news
Pee tapes
Alternative facts
In one thousand
Four hundred
Sixty days
But who's counting, (heh)
Who could keep track of all the
Treacherous acts
Perpetrated by
Trump (Trump)
In pardons
In Putins
Ivankas
In disinfectants
In FOX news
In access Hollywood tapes
In Racists
In tantrums
In Jareds
In Juniors
Randy: President Trump?
Other Randy: Well Former President Trump
Randy: (Mumbles) Oh god that makes me so horny
Treasons of Trump (Trump)
Treasons of Trump (Trump)
Trump:
And then we fell in love, Okay
And I say that, Not in a braggadocious way
Randy:
Braggadocious?
Trump:
Stand back, and stand by
In Covid, Covfefes
In Russians
In Paper Towels
In Mullers
Red Hats
And words he can't spell
In Two million
A hundred two thousand
Four hundred minutes
How will you remember
Four years stuck in hell
Donald Jessica Trump
In big macs
In phone calls
In love notes to North Korea
Impeachments
In spray tans
In "Lock her up" chants
In chaos
Distruction
In Pences
In Giulianis
Never
Never again Donald Trump (High note)
Never again Donald Trump
Never again Donald Trump...
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Currently touring the U.S. to sold-out shows, the influencer and Internet sensation’s viral comedy videos receive millions of views across all social media and digital platforms.