Neil Cicierega - Computer Fighter Rap

Once upon a time, there were three cool kids
Neil, Ryan, and Kevin, just watchin' cool vids
They saw a commercial for the championship
So they raced to the arcade, lickity-split (That's right!)

It was pinball bliss, it was video heaven
But suddenly, Neil, Ryan and Kevin
Saw mean Mitch Dollarton, that's his name
He was hoggin' their numero uno game

Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's a good time, that's right!)
Computer Fighter Rap (Watch out!)

His henchman, Max, kicked the Nеw Kids out
And they were bummin', 'til thеy heard a shout!
It was the one and only Daxter Flaxter
The all-time world class video master

He said "Hey, kids, don't you grieve"
"Daxter's got a few tricks up his sleeve"
He said he had a plan for them to win
So they took his hand, and he zapped 'em in!

Computer Fighter Rap (Video games!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap!)
Computer Fighter Rap
Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!

Game on, they did their best
But first they had to beat Daxter's test
Monsters, wizards, dinosaurs
Who knew what else would be in store? (Uh oh!)

They made it out to Level 2
But then, quack attack! It was the Quacker Crew
But mess with Neil, Kevin and Ryan
And pretty soon, you're gonna be dyin'! (That's right!)

That's when trouble started brewin'
Dollarton did his evil doin'
He sent his fighter into the zone
It was Gunfoot, the kids were on the run

Computer Fighter Rap (Alright!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's the Computer Fighter Rap! Woo!)
Computer Fighter Rap (It's a rap song!)
Computer Fighter Rap

They defeated the boss, hip-hip hooray
The magic of friendship saved the day
Dollarton's soul was forever trapped
And that's the end of the Computer Fighter Rap

Computer Fighter Rap (Uh-huh!)
Computer Fighter Rap
Computer Fighter Rap (Hee haw!)
Computer Fighter Rap (And again, woo-hoo!)
Computer Fighter Rap (Yo!)
Yo, Computer Fighters in the house!

Man, I tell ya, Neil, Ryan, and Kevin
They know what's school, the high school!